@TomVeos

I created my Twitter account at 01:15:27 PM PDT - Wed, Oct 05, 2011. Then I started writing funny tweets & money tweets. That’s still what I am doing. The end.

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Joined October 2011
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"Quick decisions are unsafe decisions."
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"The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby."
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"The essential conditions of everything you do must be choice, love, passion."
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"Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species."
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"Care and diligence bring luck."
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"I handed my passport to the immigration officer, and he looked at it and looked at me and said, 'What are you?'"
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"Applause is a receipt, not a bill."
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"Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists."
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"The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old."
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"To begin, begin."
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"I am a part of everything that I have read."
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"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
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"If moderation is a fault, then indifference is a crime."
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"We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity - romantic love and gunpowder."
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"Sooner or later, those who win are those who think they can."
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"He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
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"If you are lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you have to find the courage to live it."
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"The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face."
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"More business is lost every year through neglect than through any other cause."
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"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."
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