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Tom Rittenhouse

@TomRittenhouse

I’m very nice. Married + kids = back the hell off (he/him)

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Joined February 2012
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A horse husbandry match app called Yay or Neigh
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lee bains@TheGloryFires13 Aug 2024
took a break from touring for a while, but been wanting to make some noise & see the good people & places i've gotten to know & love over the years. thankful to be a part of it, & stoked to see y'all. thank you, take care, & power to the people. - Lee thegloryfires.com/tour/
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Just saw a frustrated guy at the gas station hang up his phone and say “sometimes ya just get tired of blessin a muhf**ker”
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For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn. Feet wayyyy too big.
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Did an earwig write this?
Tom Rittenhouse (@TomRittenhouse) profile pictureTom Rittenhouse@TomRittenhouse2 Jul 2024
Has anyone claimed this summer yet? Because the earwigs are showing out and I gotta give it to em ✨ Earwig Summer ✨
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Has anyone claimed this summer yet? Because the earwigs are showing out and I gotta give it to em ✨ Earwig Summer ✨
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My toxic trait is that I’m the avenger in the toxic avenger
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7 Minutes in Kevin premieres tonight! Read this great piece in @artsatlorg to whet your appetite for comedy! artsatl.org/kevin-gillese-tu… Tix in bio!
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Bob Golen
@BobGolen14 May 2024
Bob's my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.
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Tonight at 8pm: Ed, Tom & Rueben’s Hell Show! Each month, E, T & R invite a director (today it’s Whittney) to surprise them with a daringly difficult improv premise, revealed to them at the show start. It’s masochistic fun for all! 🎟: dadsgarage.my.salesforce-sit…
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Tonight at 8pm! This masochistic trio has enlisted @ambercnash to torture- err- challenge them for your amusement. Ed, Tom & Rueben discover the premise when they walk out onstage - don’t worry, you’ll be able to see the fear in their eyes from every seat. 🔥🎟 🔥in bio.
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You’re telling me a sun dried these tomatoes?
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My toxic trait is that I’m one of the ninja turtles
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Handcuffing myself to this Publix Deli stanchion until they play “I’m Every Woman” for a third time
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In my nine Oreos right before bed era
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My parents were religious so we were only allowed to watch Goshzilla
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Pitbull
@pitbull17 Mar 2024
Happy St. PITrick's Day… daleeeee 🍀😉
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My wife’s hall pass is whoever the current @trivago guy is
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Ron Iver@ronnui_28 Feb 2024
My fav part of Dune 2 is at the end when present-day Timothée Chalamet wakes up in his L.A. apartment and is like "phew, it was all a dream" but then he finds a bunch of sand in his pocket and he looks right into the camera and says "I guess we're really Dune this"
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