ex EU rebirth quads record holder.

Grimsby, England
Joined February 2013
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April 7 2026: Wrexham AFC 1-5 Southampton May 7 2026: Southampton get caught spying on Middlesbrough September 19 2026: Wrexham AFC 2-1 Southampton Makes you think… 😉 🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC
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Notice how they're both fat faggots
2 men argue over who bought the first iPhone 18 🤦‍♂️
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Had a dream last night that I beat up Kirk from Coronation Street, just absolutely leathered the poor cunt, felt absolutely awful about it all day
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Insane tweet. 😂
When you finish downloading GTA VI and you hear someone in Asia just ate a bat again
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RIP Dolly Parton Kolo Kolo Kolo Kolo Kolo Kolo Kolo Toure Yaya Yaya Yaya Yaya Yaya Yaya Yaya Toure Kolo Kolo Kolo
RIP Dolly Parton YNWA
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RIP Dolly Parton
RIP Dolly Parton YNWA
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RIP Dolly Parton MAULED BY THE TIGERS YOU’RE GETTING MAULED BY THE TIGERS
RIP Dolly Parton YNWA
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Replying to @ManUtd
I AM A BALEBA
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if the Newcastle squad was a pizza
🚨🔴⚪️ BREAKING: Bruno Guimarães to Arsenal, HERE WE GO! 🇧🇷 Agreement in place with Newcastle after long talks and personal terms in place with Bruno since July. Fee worth £75m. New midfielder for Mikel Arteta. 🔜
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💔 You gave it your all, Jordan!
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Iconic.
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My god coppers don’t get everything right but this is actually refreshing to see them back their officers and call out the wet flannels… 👏👏👏
“Apprehending violent and dangerous criminals is a full contact and messy task which may appear shocking to observers with little experience of policing in the real world.” Commissioner Sir Mark Rowley writes to Zack Polanski.
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Thank fuck arsenal aren’t going to win owt again. Don’t deserve to the way they play
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Dana White on the shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner: “They were screaming get down. I didn’t get down. It was f*cking awesome.”
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