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TomHoefWrites

@TomHoefWrites

Playwright & Mets fan, & those are the 2 things I tweet about the most. Read my plays here (it’s free): https://xitter.cf/t.co/17jnW5YzMX

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Joined April 2016
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I’m so very bad at self-promotion, but I have to reconcile that with my desire to see FANATICAL, my dark comedy play inspired by the darkest corners of #StarWars fandom, finally get produced & maybe sell more copies. So apologies for the shill, but… 🤷‍♂️😬 broadwayplaypublishing.com/t…
Fanatical

Fanatical

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Karly Kingsley
@karlykingsleyJan 28
It’d be wild if Italian authorities arrested ICE the moment they landed in Milan. No charges. No hearings. Just shackled, put on a plane, dumped in a detention center in a country they’ve never been to, with social media clips to celebrate. I bet human rights would click fast.
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@lambgoatJan 28
Lamb Of God's Randy Blythe: “Fuck the fascists. Do not comply” lambgoat.com/news/51392/lamb…

LAMB OF GOD's RANDY BLYTHE: “Fuck the fascists. Do not comply”

Lamb Of God's Randy Blythe has taken to Substack to offer his perspective on the current state of the U.S. The piece, which is titled All The Horrors Happening Around Us, finds the frontman slamming...

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Stephen King
@StephenKingJan 28
Release the Epstein files. UNREDACTED.
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julia@victorrvaIeJan 28
the thing about bruce springsteen is that he's always going to be on the right side of history
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Tenshi!@TenshiArtsGtJan 27
People angry at this and is just spider-man fighting bad guys as usual xD
ARTekin (@ARTekin0) profile pictureARTekin@ARTekin0Jan 25
Speak out
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Tim Miller
@TimodcJan 28
Let me clear it up for you. Their dad is a prick so they are doing everything possible to rebel against him. Tale as old as time.
Lancevideos (@lancevideos) profile pictureLancevideos
@lancevideosJan 28
🚨 WOW: Andy Kazmierczak the man who sprayed Ilhan Omar seems to have leftist kids. Something doesn’t feel right about this.
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Carly Incontro@carlyincontroJan 28
i miss when china had my data 💔
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nic@dietxcokewhoreJan 28
ilhan omar hardly even hesitating to swing on that man who tried to run up on her tonight i know that's right i love my country minneapolis
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grizzy
@FurbetiJan 27
How is TikTok monitoring and deleting any mention of Epstein any different than China monitoring and deleting any mention of Tiananmen Square?
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JKP
@ringhereeJan 27
can we make robots that look like wall-e and not this demonic shit
Redd (@ReddCinema) profile pictureRedd
@ReddCinemaJan 27
Protoclone is the most anatomically accurate android in the world.
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A sign in Minneapolis ✊🏽🇺🇸
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I expect their aim is to make up bogus evidence, to try and usurp State control over elections. But: 1) We already established no evidence exists in his prior cases 2) It’s unconstitutional to ever replace state control on elections
*Walter Bloomberg (@DeItaone) profile picture*Walter Bloomberg
@DeItaoneJan 28
FBI IS EXECUTING A SEARCH WARRANT AT A FULTON COUNTY ELECTION OFFICE IN GEORGIA RELATED TO 2020 ELECTION - LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIAL
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They are terrified of a scenario in which white supremacists are subjected to the horrors they subject Black people to
BladeoftheSun (@BladeoftheS) profile pictureBladeoftheSun@BladeoftheSJan 27
Why does seeing KKK members being shot upset certain people so much?
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Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowskiJan 28
It’s just nuts to me that senior DOJ officials are on social media all day shitposting and trolling. The unprofessionalism and psychosis is unfathomable to anyone who has ever worked for any DOJ agency - especially the posts about pending investigations and prosecutions.
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evan loves worf
@esjesjesjJan 27
This happened 9 years ago. The cop who shot her was charged with murder. Let me know when that happens to an ICE agent.
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Zodiac
@TheZodiacHeirJan 27
Black children around the world were watching Speed connect and show the beauty and intrigue of places that people tell them are dirty, disgusting and unworthy. Representation like this is so important for kids to imagine themselves beyond the walls of whiteness.
FearBuck (@FearedBuck) profile pictureFearBuck
@FearedBuckJan 27
IShowSpeed says his African tour genuinely changed his life, and he’s grateful to return to the motherland after traveling to 20 countries in 27 days
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Vivian@suchnerveJan 28
CALL ME REPEATEDLY UNTIL I TWEET ABOUT IT AND I AM NOT JOKING
Rebecca (@rebeccaisdope) profile pictureRebecca@rebeccaisdopeJan 25
If/when ol boy croaks in the middle of the night, do yall want somebody to call you and wake you up with the news, or do you wanna be pleasantly surprised when you awake in the morning?
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Alex Cole
@acnewsiticsJan 28
Wait, so Nicki Minaj's brother is a pedophile, and her husband is a sexual predator and abuser? Well, it all makes sense now.
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Dylan Allman
@dylanmallmanJan 28
"It was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother." George Orwell, 1984
Timcast News (@TimcastNews) profile pictureTimcast News
@TimcastNewsJan 27
“I’m not licking the boot. It’s my boot. I voted for it. I’m wearing the boot.” Sorry, lolberts and commies, the country voted for enforcement. The laws already exist. Enforcing them isn’t tyranny; it’s how democracy works.
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