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Greathouse Horrors

@ToldAshley

I'd like to take this time to tell you about my C's obsessions...which are Coffee ☕️ Cheese 🧀 Chocolate 🍫 & Chaos 👾

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Joined October 2018
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Hey there 👋 I haven't really been on here in a long time. I have been a lot more active elsewhere, though, but that's bc they gave me coffee and cheese, and ya'll never fed me enough. Yeah, I'm kind of like that inside/outside cat who likes the neighbor's house too much.
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I love squeezing in extras when people order from me, and I found these adorable bookmarks - which seem to be a reader favorite 😍 (that is, if their family doesn't swipe them). Best part, they come in bulk! amzn.to/44rE3Or
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I'm afraid if I let people know I'm smart, they'll expect me to do stuff.
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I actually sold a book last month! Let's keep it up! I got 4 thrillers. They will entertain you. If they don't, I will buy you pizza.
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"Going through ___ will reveal who your real friends are." Well, maybe I want to keep thinking they're all my real friends bc I can't mentally handle finding out another person in my life was here with bad intent.
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I'm not bread. You can't butter me up.
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Great. Now I want buttered toast.
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I'm eating all this love up!
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amazon.com/stores/author/B07… Did anyone know about the book recommendations on Amazon author pages? I didn't! But I updated mine!
Ashley Greathouse: books, biography, latest update

Ashley Greathouse: books, biography, latest update

Follow Ashley Greathouse and explore their bibliography from Amazon's Ashley Greathouse Author Page.

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I'm not sure wtf is up with the universe, but things have been ✨️weird✨️ Someone commented how they want me to... umm.. not be here anymore, but I've been selling books and merch. Then my cat almost caused a grease fire, but one of my fav musicians followed me.
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Everyone is mad about the changes, but honestly, I feel comfortable. It's almost like I'm on a group investigation, and we're all trying to communicate with the other side. "If you can see me, touch the device so I know you want to communicate."
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I added something to my store 😅 it's random, I suppose. But, I do say this often. Manatees (from what I've read) don't have any predators to worry about bc they swim away from anything that annoys/agitates them. #relatable fiction-freaks.creator-sprin…
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Happy Book Birthday Site Alpha!!! What if I told you Sasquatches were real? What if I told you we protect them? a.co/d/dRYdTdc
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I want to pet a crocodile so bad
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Oh, you like mermaids and stuff? Let me SEA if I have any recs for you... bookshop.org/shop/TMOBBookst…
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Welcome to unscripted chaos youtu.be/fJdtEgZ_fmQ
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I don't write marketable books... That trope you love, it's probably not in these pages. But you know what is in here? No, really, could you find out then maybe review about it? The Schatten a.co/d/6aNMJqo
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On a serious note, this topic is going around lately w/ authors who have tanking sales. The debate is that readers want retold stories and nothing but! Is this true? Are ya'll avoiding me because I didn't pander to what's popular? Ugh. When does life stop being high school?
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If we could eat souls, would kind of sauce would compliment yours?
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Do you ever feel like reaching out and grabbing your dreams is actually the same thing as digging yourself a hole? Me neither, but it sounded good when I was trying to think of something clever to throw up as a caption.
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