Couch potat

Los Angeles, CA
Joined October 2022
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This is a very niche tweet but I need Nathan Fielder to move in with Wendy & Eddie Osefo as their court case plays out. #RHOP
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Black people don’t hang themselves from trees and whistleblowers don’t kill themselves.
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Macklemore has faced more consequences than anyone in the Epstein Files.
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I found out within 10 minutes of Dolly Parton’s passing. We are on day 72 of no real proof of life from Senator Mitch McConnell.
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Me snatching the blanket out of his claw and doing it myself because he’s taking too long
Today, we’re launching our home robot Isaac 1. Isaac 1 deliveries will begin this fall. Order yours below.
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Today, we’re launching our home robot Isaac 1. Isaac 1 deliveries will begin this fall. Order yours below.
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I think when he d**** we should try this 250 year celebration again
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Why must air traffic controllers retire at 56, FBI agents at 57, and pilots at 65—yet politicians can keep making decisions for future generations until 90?
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Aniya don’t ever listen to that gut again mama. Take some probiotics for that cause no ma’am!
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The irony of Ariana Madix gathering people around a fire pit, while Tom Sandoval pushes old people into one.
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Perfect way to identify yourself as a MAGAt internationally. Anyone who purposely gets this passport should be detained at every intl border like the US are harassing visitors from certain countries.
Replying to @JillFilipovic
completely and actually more of a pain in the ass to get, unfortunately, you can no longer get supplemental pages, but you can order a 52 page replacement, but you don't have to get it, in fact, you have to specifically ask for it: You can not even accidentally get it
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Nobody can find a job cuz I’m working with 50 and 60 yr olds who can’t retire
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Idea for @loveislandusa - don’t even send the OG’s to Casa Amor…just have the casa guys and girls hang out together and start the whole effing show over with them! I’m sure you have some alternate bombshells sequestered on Fiji you could add to the mix.
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Replying to @PopBase
No thank you, I'd rather not have a genocide turned into an entertainment event for the wealthy. Very hunger games.
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Replying to @davebftv
Leave it to a Nigerian raised in the UK to save USA soccer…. 😂
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People call CA, Commiefornia but really we're a neoliberal shithole.
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It’s time to stop letting corporations put profits ahead of all the hard-working people in TV and movies who made California world-famous.
Pedro Pascal and Florence Pugh are the latest actors to condemn Paramount buying Warner Bros. in an open letter that's now been signed by more than 2,000 Hollywood names. "We are deeply concerned by indications of support for this merger that prioritize the interests of a small group of powerful stakeholders over the broader public good. The integrity, independence, and diversity of our industry would be grievously compromised," read the letter. "Competition is essential for a healthy economy and a healthy democracy. So is thoughtful regulation and enforcement. Media consolidation has already weakened one of America's most vital global industries—one that has long shaped culture and connected people around the world." variety.com/2026/film/news/f…
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Trump is having a mental health episode right now. He’s been posting on social media all night. He posted at: 9:49pm (Ai Jesus photo) 9:50pm (Trump tower on moon) 10:10pm (dumb meme) 10:32pm (news clip) 10:53pm (news clip) 12:43am (announcing Hormuz blockade) 2:35am (article about Biden) 2:36am (article on naval blockade) 2:37am (article on Rep. Swalwell) 2:37am (posted the same article about Biden again) 2:38am (article on his ballroom) 4:10am (article on Iran) He’s not sleeping, he’s pretending to be Jesus, and he’s posting all night. He’s not well.
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It’s giveaway time, Baltimore 💪 We are giving away a new Orioles City Connect jersey just for you! Repost and reply for your chance to win!
The Baltimore Orioles have dropped their new City Connect uniforms 🔶
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