Toe from a rat that became sentient. Formerly NorCal, now SoCal. Musician and rhythm keeper in Melee. Head adviser of stoke at @69PercentSmash
LA
Joined October 2015
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Big ups to the homie Garth. My dog Sandy also passed at 15, which is pretty badass how they rocked so long. Sandy and Garth. SNDY & GARF ❤️
I legit accidentally hit the turn offo button on my power strip as I was getting fucked up by a Zelda on Slippi. I swear it wasnt a rage quit
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ranking my favorite moments in “The Boys are Back in Town”
1. When that chick got up and slapped Johnny’s face
2. The boys getting back in town
3. Friday night at Dino’s Bar & Grill
4. When the boys were asking if I was around
5. The guitar solo
6. When that girl was red hot
7. When you and your friends fell up out the place
8. When the jukebox was blasting your favorite song
There is a non-zero possibility that this late night bit was stolen from me. I remember saying this word for word to someone I was dating, that was also french tutor for one of his kids. I also gifted that kid a Lego set.
Ben Affleck says his 17 year-old roasted him for trying to give relationship advice
“My kids are talking at dinner and they'll talk about their friends and the drama and the relationships, and I have some lived experience. I think that's worth sharing, some lessons...”
“I was saying, you know, well, the thing about that relationship there with that person and the 17 year-old just turns to me and goes, ‘Oh, like you're the expert on relationships’”
“I went to a bookstore with them... and there's some book by a French guy and it's called I'm Sorry for Everything, and my kid immediately just turns to me deadpan and goes, ‘Oh, look, Dad, it's your autobiography’”
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TITLE FIGHT OCTOBER 11th GET EXCITED!!!
The event is being sponsored by the Street Fighter movie with the concept being to collect martial artists from around the world with varying styles. What a dream to represent my home country and our combat style 🥲
(I am also 25 not 22🤓)
Idk if I can emphasize how good the Resident Evil movie was. You can tell that Zach Cregger is a big fan of the game franchise. And even if you don't have a degree in RE, it's still one of the best recent horror film viewing experiences. Reminded me a lot of The Thing
Actual good cinematic trailer with no gameplay. I feel like I haven't seen something that impressed me like this since the Dead Island trailer like 15 years ago
This was the show that made my trivia team miss a clean sweep AND YES I'M STILL MAD ABOUT IT. @jakedirado @liquidjulzz @Jeff_in_3D @CasperSSBM
