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For my twelfth tweet, I tenderly entreat you to eat your vegetables. Toddfather needs you to live, babies!
I am eleven tweets into the void! Please get over to my mansion and help me grade these last five papers! Aggghhhh!
This is my tenth tweet! Sweet! Have I ought of note to promote? No...so...how about Calvin? "I am SIGNIFICANT...screamed the dust speck."
dangit i want to eat ice cream with no repercussions save the chocolatey exhalations of my contented gutler! p.s. freebenandjerry
i am such a noob at twitter. how to become a koresh-like figure on this site? hello? where my svengalis at?
Chickenfries. It has come to that. Future historians will gag at our horrific taste. #ballsdeepinabsurdity
For my second tweet, I will announce to the world my new career as a man of leisure. History will forget me, but I'll be too relaxed to care
