she/her Explores #Chicago area w/ kids. Author - Ultimate Kids' Adventure Guide to Chicago, Blogger *Slurpee addict * Superpower: parallel parking
Woodstock, IL (Chicago area)
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Author Spotlight: Sarah Parisi of Woodstock nwherald.com/2017/08/18/auth… via @nwherald
I think it's pretty obvious that we're not IRL, but have been living in a simulation sponsored by @TheOnion.
Wow this is embarrassing!
Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction at a Pentagon speech and prayer session yesterday.
The prayer was an adaptation of the monologue delivered by Samuel L. Jackson’s character. In the movie, the character falsely attributes it to Ezekiel 25:17 before a killing, saying:
“The path of the downed aviator is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of camaraderie and duty, shepherd the lost through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to capture and destroy my brother. And you will know my call sign is Sandy 1 when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”
In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his crap all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com
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It's finally happening. This is the announcement to announce that Riot Fest 2023 pre-sale tickets will be on sale tonight at 7PM CDT.
We would also like to announce that we will be announcing the Riot Fest 2023 lineup tomorrow (5/16) at 10AM CDT: ow.ly/jInB50OnNrr
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One of my MSU students was from Sandy Hook. Her first grade teacher was killed. This the second shooting in her own school. She is 21.
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As we mourn the loss of a man who had much ahead of him, I want to showcase #TyreNichols in his true essence. He was a loving father, considerate son, & loyal friend with a passion for skateboarding & photography. Rest in power & know that we’ll seek justice.
🎥: Austin Dean
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It’s pretty incredible that Greta made Andrew’s carbon footprint nearly 0 in 48 hours.
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IMPORTANT: @elonmusk's new policy preventing linking to competitors is in DIRECT VIOLATION of European Union rules.
Penalty can be a fine of up to 20% of Twitter's annual revenue
commission.europa.eu/strateg…
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Shout out to all the workers at Twitter. You all built a vital place for connection and deserved so much better.
Millions of people appreciate the space you built and the hard work that went into it. Thank you 💙
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Lots of people asking about Tucker Carlson’s advertisers and, well, he doesn’t have any left. Like almost zero.
Fox News operates his show at a loss when it comes to ad revenue.
They pay for him through carriage fees, which we all pay into through our basic cable packages.
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🚨🚨🚨 Last night, the PA Senate waived their rule about voting after 11pm. What they did next is outrageous and you may find it hard to believe. A thread 🧵 /1
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🚨NEWS: We have a deal. Today a bipartisan group of 20 Senators (10 D and 10 R) is announcing a breakthrough agreement on gun violence - the first in 30 years - that will save lives.
I think you’ll be surprised at the scope of our framework.
1/ Here’s what it includes:
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