@Todd64

Christian | Hubby | Father | "Grandtoddy" | ROLL TIDE Fan 🐘| MAGA | 🚫 DMs - Wife says I can’t date. |🚫NOT A VET | 🚫P0RN | 🚫CRYPTO | Follow JToddH on TRUTH.

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Joined December 2008
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Dah Best… R.I.P.
Barstool Sports
@barstoolsports
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Rest in Peace, Mike Ditka An all time legend
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Andy
@PositivFuturist
Oct 9
We already have streamed video executions. It's only 'barbaric' when it's justice.
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The Affordability Party. Vote to make New York a place we don’t have to run a way from just to be able to live.
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I’m down with this! Anyone know where it can be viewed yet?
Primrose
@Primrose771646
Oct 8
Hegseth says Fort Hood killer Nidal Hasan’s execution will be public.
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Charlie Pride, (post-Hootie) Darrius Rucker, and Cowboy Troy, to name a few.
rshadel@rshadel2
Sep 24
Ray Charles
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The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
Sep 23
Proud Wife Informs Husband How Much Money She Made Today Returning Things To Target buff.ly/72iLmZ6

Proud Wife Informs Husband How Much Money She Made Today Returning Things To Target

DALLAS, TX — Local husband Max Boyer was reportedly welcomed home Tuesday by his wife, Tiffany, who proudly announced that she had earned $184.50 that afternoon by successfully returning items to...

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Have a great day, friends.
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I’m not crying… #DollyParton
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Hold that thought.
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I second this! 👇
MsMarvelDuckie@MsDuckie0616
Aug 25
Yes, please!!
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Apocalypse Draws Near As Last Remaining Universally Beloved Human Being Passes Away buff.ly/H5RzrEs

Apocalypse Draws Near As Last Remaining Universally Beloved Human Being Passes Away

U.S. — The end of the world appears to be drawing nigh as the last remaining universally beloved human being passed away today.

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😢🙏RIP, Dolly. We will ALWAYS LOVE YOU! 🙏😢
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Sci-Fi World Museum@hollywoodscifi
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He's correct
Mike LiPetri
@TheMikeLiPetri
Aug 17
It’s that simple.
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I hate when that happens.... 🤣😂👍
The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
Aug 17
Devastating: This Man Is Wearing Socks And He Just Stepped In A Little Wet Spot On The Kitchen Floor buff.ly/OzCb0N4

Devastating: This Man Is Wearing Socks And He Just Stepped In A Little Wet Spot On The Kitchen Floor

MILWAUKEE, WI — Local man Aiden Jackson suffered a devastating blow earlier today after he stepped in a little wet spot on the kitchen floor while wearing socks.

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Have a great RED Friday, my friends. 🙏
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Bigotry Rears Ugly Head As WNBA Refuses To Allow This Stunning, Beautiful Woman Into League babylonbee.com/news/bigotry-…

Bigotry Rears Ugly Head As WNBA Refuses To Allow This Stunning, Beautiful Woman Into League

U.S. — In a disgusting act of appalling bigotry, the WNBA is refusing to allow a stunning, beautiful woman into the league on the grounds that she is actually a biological male.

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Still funny 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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I can relate... 😂🤣👍
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Last month's was "Snoopy"... dread seeing the next one! 😂🚬
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