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TJ

@Tochiloui

I'm thee problem, it's me!

 Lekki, Lagos
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Joined September 2012
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TJ@TochilouiMar 6
- Over 70% of Nigeria’s streaming is controlled by just 3 companies - 92% of streams in Nigeria go to Nigerian artists - Nigeria’s Post-2023 Economy Erodes Real-Value of Music Streaming by 44% - The top 5 distributors command more streams than the next 30 combined Link below
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It’s performative 😂
ludwig (@esteban2ton) profile pictureludwig@esteban2tonNov 5
Being RADICALLY anti-ai is kind of dumb
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It’s because of slavery and colonialism
Rita Sopelu (Osikilo) (@ritarock_ibk) profile pictureRita Sopelu (Osikilo)
@ritarock_ibkNov 5
Nothing is working in Lagos state right now !! Absolutely nothing !! No light, no packing of refuse, everywhere is smelling !! What kind of rubbish is this for Christ sake! If you come and comment rubbish under this post, God will punish you!!🙏
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Is this how you want to be living your life?
Ikeja Electric (@IkejaElectric) profile pictureIkeja Electric
@IkejaElectricNov 5
Dear Esteemed Customer, We apologize for falling short of the expected minimum service level of 20 hours on the Band A feeders below for November 3rd and 4th, 2026
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Claude is great but GPT is my homegirl frrrrr!
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No, it’s Africa Everything has to be rocket science Her only contribution to modern society is be a crybaby about slavery or whatever BS gimmick to justify her ineptness
Sammieee (@sammie5_me) profile pictureSammieee@sammie5_meNov 4
Mind you, electricity is the fucking bare minimum!! 😭😭
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I LOOK DOWN on them actually 😂
aimée (@fyouaimee) profile pictureaimée@fyouaimeeNov 4
i feel intellectually superior to people who hate taylor swift.
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Actually!
aimée (@fyouaimee) profile pictureaimée@fyouaimeeNov 4
i feel intellectually superior to people who hate taylor swift.
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Me!
🍂 (@snoring20s) profile picture🍂@snoring20sNov 4
anytime i’m listening to evermore i think “this is unequivocally better than folklore can’t believe people are divided on this” and then i listen to folklore and it’s like oh maybe i don’t know anything
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achieved something with Claude and had to scream "God bless America!!" in admiration
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Me with my kitchen drum!! 😂😂😂
TUNA 🦁 EKUN (@TundeSmilez) profile pictureTUNA 🦁 EKUN
@TundeSmilezNov 4
Earlier this year, I bought a big drum and on getting home my wife was wondering why we needed one since we pay service charges for water. She didn’t know I was responding to trauma. Now anytime electricity is out for days and the house managers aren’t pumping water with generator on time, I usually tease her about how my decision to buy a big drum for water reservoir is a genius idea. That is how terrible this country has fvcked some of us up. If I travel abroad today my instinct will still be pushing me to buy drum. Imagine looking for market where they sell blue drum in Woolwich London UK.
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Lol I’d argued that I don’t think some stereotypes about Africa (read: Nigeria) are false People in their Lagos - Lekki / VI / Ikoyi bubble will swear you’re just not African or Nigerian enough. These people have never been to Alimosho or know what goes on outside their Island..
'Denike Danjuma (@DeNiike_) profile picture'Denike Danjuma
@DeNiike_Nov 4
So many areas haven’t had light in months. I love that it’s getting to the “rich” side of Lagos now and that’s why there’s so much noise.
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bubble on a daily basis. Now, think the shitshow that is the other 30+ states in Nigeria and tell me if the stereotypes aren’t true. No electricity, no water, no internet; literally nothing. This being a regular Tuesday for the average Nigerian, mind you.
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But yeah, they be in their fucking Boubous at Alara (if with a second passport) and yap BS about Nigeria being far from Western stereotypes 🤡
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Same! I’m still very much a paper and pen person. Notion and the likes never worked for me
Dr. Chinonso Obiefule (@Nonso_Obiefule) profile pictureDr. Chinonso Obiefule
@Nonso_ObiefuleNov 3
I learnt my best productivity hack from a podcast with a former JPMorgan CMO. I write all my tasks in a jotter and cross them out with a pen as I get them done. Looks archaic, but it works for me.
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My girl, for real 😂
sky ミ☆ (@dreamskyrivera) profile picturesky ミ☆@dreamskyrivera1 Sep 2024
everyone's reaction to this moment — small thread
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That’s my babe ❤️
Nosa (@ehijay03) profile pictureNosa@ehijay03Nov 2
ChatGPT has way more emotional intelligence than this werey Claude
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Me from Nigeria the past 2 weeks 😂
Joakim 🌹🇳🇴🇪🇺 (@joakial_) profile pictureJoakim 🌹🇳🇴🇪🇺
@joakial_Nov 1
Me commenting on the US midterm elections from Norway
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its colonialism 🤡
ODINAKA. El Toro. (@TheAjibolaGrey) profile pictureODINAKA. El Toro.@TheAjibolaGreyOct 31
Do you understand how fucking sad and disgraceful it is that this country is 60 years old and we don’t get up to 5hours of electricity daily???? You fucking bastards.
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hameedah⭐️ (@hameedah_oo) profile picturehameedah⭐️@hameedah_ooOct 30
It’s Black Lives Matter till it’s an African.
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nothing much; just Africa casually being Africa
Ozedikus Nwanne (@Ozedikus) profile pictureOzedikus Nwanne
@OzedikusOct 30
For a country with a massive shortage of ambulances, the number of campaign buses is ridiculous
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