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Joined March 2011
pokemon go to the polls
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Not a doggy bus. This cute af 🥹🥹🥹
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I love how we waited over two decades for a Dunsparce Pokemon evolution and they just gave us this thing
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ニャオハの日常
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Athena: not every problem can be solved with a knife Artemis: that's why i carry two
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Come on, son! It's time to get the Psych-O-Ween celebrations started 🎃
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One of my favourite adages is "all things come and go". And it's true, they do. But if you needed a reminder today to call a loved one or chat to a stranger at the bus stop; please let this be it.
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Nigga was so bored he became God
Redditor built an entire universe inside of Minecraft
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I’ve installed a projector on the ceiling above my gaming table. Painting dynamic lighting using @Procreate onto the game or layout. I use this for grid overlays, stats, fog of war, area of effect simulations, and for some dramatic lighting. #boardgames #conceptart #3Dprinting
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me going back to my room after not finding anything to eat
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Mothman is real and he's anxious
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A cat that unconsciously refuses kisses even when he's sleeping.
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'Well then,' said Toad, 'a little more sleep will not hurt me.'
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Wrote, “will you marry me?” in the sand. Hope it fucks up a couples holiday.
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Instead of calling your house “cluttered”, you can call it “studio Ghibli-inspired”.
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hey [with intention of forcing you to watch lord of the rings]
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Them: your pets are spoiled Me: they are competitively compensated for the user experience they provide
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Your reminder that society already peaked and this is what it looked like
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