New to FPL Twitter, FPL Old-timer. He/him.

Joined December 2021
Fair play to Rylan, not sure I'd have held it together there
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Benching headache this week. Wouldn't mind an injury or two to stop me needing to decide. Who would you bench here?
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81 points and up to the dizzying heights of 600k. 2 Free transfers but think I might roll again this week. Last week for Barnes and Gonzalo
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Arsenal are so bad to watch. Yes, they are effective but God this is dull. And yes, before you point it out, I know Spurs are shit
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Barnes to Manzambi seems pretty straightforward. Might even do it before this game finishes
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Can't believe I own Garcia, absolutely useless. Did triple captain Haaland though, so every cloud
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Garcia is shit. Not sure he will ever score
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Triple Captain is active, for now. Not 100% on Muhamerovic v Hall, but this feels like the right team selection. Transfer rolled for this week
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Random question... who would you say the best punk band are? Not most influential, but best. I'd say it is between Bad Religion and NOFX. But I feel guilty not having The Clash up there with them
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Jaws 12 Angry Men Alien
This is subjective but … Name three PERFECT movies. No argument. No explanation. Just three flicks you think are perfect. Here are mine: 1. Jaws 2. Fargo 3. When Harry Met Sally
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No idea who Betty Egg is. But this is spot on
Hot take: Paul Thomas Anderson is way better than Christopher Nolan.
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We could actually go down this season. I can't see how we score enough goals to actually put a run of results together
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Decent enough start to the Wildcard. But that Monday noght Harvey Barnes hat-trick is going to be something else
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Think I am fairly settled on Wildcard. It would mean a lot for Andy Martin to tell me he basically has the same team without using a chip
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Best 5 films of the 20s (so far) Perfect Days Past Lives One Battle After Another Aftersun The Holdovers
Best 5 films of the 20s (so far) One Battle After Another Aftersun Poor Things The Drama Another Round Favourite 5 films All of us Strangers Blue Heron The Invite Godzilla Minus One Talk to Me
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I don't care if they are fit or not, can't be having people dressed like this on Wildcard
Palmer and Joao Pedro arriving at Cobham today, neither appear in the training pics posted on Chelsea's website however. What's your prediction starting/benched/not in squad?
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Funniest book I have ever read. Would thoroughly recommend @FplRichard @HinduMonkey think you'd both enjoy this
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Updated Wildcard draft
Current Wildcard draft. Porro only there as he is exact budget left, but some decent fixtures coming up. Any major changes you'd make?
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Current Wildcard draft. Porro only there as he is exact budget left, but some decent fixtures coming up. Any major changes you'd make?
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Activated my Wildcard 2 weeks ago amd have barely looked at my team.l since. Who are the must have picks?
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Phil Collins and Oasis are definitely not rivals. Who writes this shit? Anyway, I agree with Phil
Phil Collins on his longtime rivals Oasis, who will be inducted alongside him into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame next month: "I prefer to listen to The Beatles, because [Oasis] remind me of The Beatles. That's why I say the Beatles. Mick Jagger once said when someone asked him, 'What do you think of U2?' He said, 'I don't think of U2.' And that's really what I think about Oasis." (via @PiersUncensored)
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