There's nothing a man can do that I can't do better and in heels. I'm not a humanitarian - I'm a hell-raiser. || Married @UpToMyEarsInPie 12.14.18 || •ROLEPLAY•

Joined February 2016
“I’m gonna show ‘em what little girls are made of — gunpowder and lead.” • Joanna Beth Winchester • Lifetime ticket holder for @UpToMyEarsInPie’s #WinchesterExpress 12.14.18 • Total #MILF status: William Anthony & John Robert 08.02.20 Mary Ellen 10.31.23
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• All things #RedQueen 🜲; • Multi fandom; see list • MDNI — 𝑵𝑶 𝑬𝑿𝑪𝑬𝑷𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑺 • Dark. Twisted. Sarcastic. • OC/AU/Crossovers. • #BookGoblin / Speed reader • Descriptive AF • Patience needed for chronic illness & feral toddler xitter.cf/i/lists/17046877847645…
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“Everyone has a nightmare — I guess I’m yours.” 𐬽Bella Singer𐬼 ➜Daughter of Bobby Singer ➜ Hunter. Fighter. Warrior. ➜ We’re all a little broken, that’s how the light gets in. ➜ MDNI. SPN. OC. AU.
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*sends out a search party for @UpToMyEarsInPie*
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Everyone make sure you’re following my writer account!
🜲 • All things #RedQueen (writer’s account) • Multi fandom; list of characters below • MDNI — 𝑵𝑶 𝑬𝑿𝑪𝑬𝑷𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑺 (writer is 30+) • Dark. Twisted. Sarcastic. • Descriptive as hell Read full 📌 thread xitter.cf/i/lists/17046877847645…
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Y’all. Give me all of your words. All of them. I have ten million accounts that want to be wordy AF lately.
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#RedQueen 🜲 ; ℂ𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕞𝕒𝕤 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕤! I’ve only just remembered to post my yearly call because someone just reminded me. If anyone wants to exchange Christmas cards this year, DM me!!
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Winchester baby number three has arrived!!
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(@UpToMyEarsInPie) *One good thing about everything I had been through in my life left me with one hell of a pain tolerance, and I had been using it full force all day. The contractions had started around breakfast time and so far nobody seemed to have noticed anything amiss.
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~ at the stove, as I watched the chili simmer before gripping the very edge of the counter, my knuckles whitening as I felt warm fluid soak through my jeans and I knew this was it. I just had to keep calm.* Hey, @UpToMyEarsInPie? Can you come into the kitchen ~
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~ for a moment? *I waited until he rounded the corner before giving him an innocent smile.* I know I promised not to have my water break in the Impala…so it seems to have broken in the kitchen instead.
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If two babies come out of me again, Chuck is a bigger asshole than we thought.
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Two we could handle. We’d have one hand for each kid. Anything more than two and we’re screwed.
God if two babies come out of your lady cavern again I’m getting a vasectomy.
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We’re officially on baby countdown. @UpToMyEarsInPie and I are going to be outnumbered by our children soon.
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