Junior scientist on the hunt for the lab species that just escaped. Not a Mammoth. Not a Dodo. Just something that should never have existed in the first place. She’s been under the table for two hours whispering, “If I find it… we de-exist it immediately.” Not CRISPR. It’s CRISPY.

Something small is coming. We’re not ready to tell you what it is yet. But we can tell you this: It should not exist. $Solana #Tinyossal

Tinyossal Biononsense starts now. We don’t revive extinct animals. We revive one joke. Not CRISPR. IT’S CRISPY!