You want everyone who moved to north east London to support Chelsea you thick cunt
Squat down toilets ain’t too bad but if they were common in London in pubs and that is probs fall in one steamin
Got cuncuszion I reckon. If I die in my sleep or something please tell the next generation I died from the cancer that Micheal Douglas said you get from eating pussy.
A Republican would never of missed Biden. Only a matter of time until till trump says:
“these democrats don’t even know how to use guns!”
Some pricks look like they could be drinking in the background of that bar in mos eisley, from Star Wars.
Gone dentist and had so much painkillers injected into my face I can’t feel my mouth at all. I could suck myself off and it would feel like someone else is doing it for once!
Keep getting 11/12 days in my path to getting hench in two weeks and then having go too much spliff and borgars.
JFK assassination couldn’t happen today, not enough people reading to have a book depository, unless shooter would probs take his shot from ifone building
Paul atriedes is a decent bloke but he’s always asking me to buy him a pint in this weird voice and I always feel compelled.