It's pretty straight forward - OpenAI spontaneously emits @sama and @gdb, producing a short-lived @miramurati that converts to an @eshear via @bradlightcap decay. @sama and @gdb undergo @satyanadella-catalyzed fusion with @MSFTResearch in a temporary bound state. Since @eshear is a gluon he can mediate color-charge exchanges among board members: the @hlntnr exchange with @LHSummers preserves DC charge, and @TashaMcCauley exchange with @btaylor preserves SV-charge. @adamdangelo is his own antiparticle and so remains in place, but traveling backwards in time. The first half now plays out in reverse-time: the @MSFTResearch superposition collapses, @bradlightcap is re-absorbed along with @sama and @gdb into a new stable bound state. The slight mass difference between exchanged board members adds 501(c) KeV of energy, causing net acceleration of the OpenAI ensemble.