@TimothyImholt

Father, writer, scientist, teller of dad jokes. The guy that wrote that book you read that time, and plays that game you like.

Frisco, TX
Joined December 2010
When you want to drive something and have people go what the hell is that.
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Name: Richard Marvin Butkus Occupation: football player Mission: to destroy every ball carrier and QB in sight
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Come on GenX. You know this is true.
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Now Terry Silver is hitting me in the nuts with a football?!? If the director asked for this scene I would have walked off the set.
The Karate Kid 3 deleted scene. Larusso takes a football to the balls and doesn’t get the first down.
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I tried to forget this one. Sadly. I didn’t.
Imagine being Sylvester Stallone’s brother and casually dropping one of the most underrated songs of the ’80s. Who remembers this one?
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This was in Gulfport, MS, when the Hotel let us park a TA in the Lobby!
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My take on Ted Lasso no one is gonna like. I dare you to tell me I’m wrong and Ted isn’t a reflection of how it works for nice guys.
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Happy New Month Folks! The Art Deco Posting shall continue until morale improves
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Blues Brothers ...
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Not an Edsel fan, but this heavily customized 1958 Edsel Roundup two-door station wagon finished in a deep metallic red-orange could change my mind.
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We all had this exact reaction the first time we tasted pizza 🤣 Writer: Sol
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Mr Bandit 🤠
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Except it’s a 280ZX.
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Well, i didn't anticipate this 🤣 Games Workshop indirectly responds to SPACE KING. "Only in Death: 40,000 Ways to Die"
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