I'm a math professor at Lenoir-Rhyne University, a costumed adventurer, and a consulting detective.

Hickory, North Carolina
Joined January 2012
Timothy Goldberg retweeted
JUST IN: The Supreme Court has turned away two emergency requests from health care workers, doctors and nurses in New York to block the state's vaccine mandate. Justices Samuel Alito, Neil Gorsuch and Clarence Thomas dissented. cnn.it/3ylhjkM
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Hi- My name is Carly. I'm 5ft tall and my voice shakes when I get angry. My eyes fill with tears when I talk about the things that matter. But I'll be damned if I let a bunch of tenured white men tell me racism isn't an issue worth addressing in the classroom.
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“Are you ready for the elephant?” -ron taylor #parsonslecture #unca
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“Getting the right answer is a trivial consequence of having the right work.” -ron taylor #asheville #parsonslecture #unca
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Timothy Goldberg retweeted
congratulations to Julie Barnes for winning not only the MAA Southeastern Section Distinguished Service Award, but also the MAA Southeastern Section’s Distinguished Teaching Award! nice two-fer for Julie on a rainy friday. #MAASE19
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Timothy Goldberg retweeted
The walls are line with a standing audience. Andrew Mosteller of Lenoir-Rhyne performs a math card trick published in 1898 in his #MAASE19 talk “Abracadabra: Math, Magic and More!” The more? Proofs of the trick that got a loud audible “ahhhhh”.
“It doesn’t matter. Math doesn’t care.” -Carol Schumacher #maase19
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Timothy Goldberg retweeted
If you like bicycles and math you will like this site by Cornell University's Timothy Goldberg. bit.ly/2xwWZRG
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Timothy Goldberg retweeted
Trump once told me over lunch that he believes in "traditional marriage." He was already on his third one. I managed to hold down my lunch.
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New-hat-because-it's-really-sunny-and-I-like-dragons selfie.
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"Tim, I don't mean to brag, but I am the cutest creature that has ever lived. Ever." #ThingsMyCatSays
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"Don't worry that I'm smarter than you. I'm an exceptionally smart cat." #ThingsMyCatSays
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"'Resting bitch face' is a lie." --Dean Katie #LRU #MortarBoard
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First time in a while that I don't need to pack makeup remover in my bag. How odd. #CityOfAngels
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Finally got my Buddy Fidler butt-pat.
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"I don't know much about tennis, but how much more warning up you figure he needs?" #LRU #CityOfAngels
"Can I be perfectly honest?" "Can honesty be imperfect?" #LRU #CityOfAngels
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Wait, I don't have to wake up early tomorrow? I...I...does not compute...brtzkplbburkkkk