Classic Gordon Ramsey this dumpling soup taste like some took a dump in my soup.

How are bayern so bad....won it last year and also brought in gotze and thiago,,,pep not so good without messi,,#BayenRealMadrid

If someone is strong enough to bring you down, show them you’re strong enough to get back up

Title should be liverpools now.

In the indian and decided to order the hottest curry there my throat is absolutely burning right now.#BadIdea

Time to collapse into bed.

United go 1 up and 19 minutes later they are 3-1 down #BAYERNMUFC

Game set and match #BAYERNMUFC

Im never really sure if Im hungry or just bored.

Be strong now because it will get better. It may be stormy now but it can't rain forever!

Student+Dying = Studying

It will be good to see how much bayern can beat united by.

I seem to be out working for longer each day...a long 12 hour day today#FarmersLife.

Can't believe wigan beat man city what an upset #OnlyInTheCup

Shit happens when you trust the wrong people

Sore on the eyes to look with out a mask while welding.

14 pancakes and a couple of beers later not bad for 2 hours of not being bored.

How did the wolf of wall street not win an oscar is beyond me

A man in america is suing a macdonald for 1.5 million cause he didn't get enough napkins with his big Mac

It's better to be hated for what you are than to be portrayed for what you are not