Bad decisions make great stories. Sportswriting. Humour. Football(⚽+🏈). Consistently sleep-deprived. #MUFC #FPL.

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Joined May 2016
I remembered United are playing tomorrow and the smile on my face disappeared 😭
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It’s so funny how they tone down their energy and make you think you’re in the match. Then as soon Barca equalised both times they turned it up and scored immediately after 😂😂 not seen anything like it.
Get some input from PSG on global warming. Masters of energy conservation. They turn when to be arsed on and off like a tap.
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How did you know?!
Sunday would be a great time for Diego Gomez to score from the half way line
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Has to be Conte. He's the final boss of it all. He'll bring everyone down around him. Players, owners, fans. One big shit fire of carnage. All that will be left is his wig and Dalot.
❓ QUESTION: Who would you replace Carrick with? 👇
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Can we all agree to have Arsenal kick off at 3pm Saturday every single Gameweek?
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3 Years Later , History Was Made … @Santandave1 Love Forever 🤞🏾
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Never disturb a toddler in this moment! Don’t help. Don’t suggest. Observe. A capable problem solver is in training and development.
The stubbornness will save her life.
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for sporty mind now i don die see you on tuesday joor
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Five wins in a row for Eva Olid's Reds! 👊
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“Martinez commits a foul” Camera man to Wilcox:
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Interim Carrick Permanent Carrick
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Oh my fucking god
Sunday would be a great time for Diego Gomez to score from the half way line
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How do you predict something like this? 😂😂
Sunday would be a great time for Diego Gomez to score from the half way line
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Is Bruno a semi god that can’t be subbed off or what??
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People will still think Fulham are bad unfortunately. King and Garcia did good again today but because no fpl points, it’s bad
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bro we gats find another means to guide. if we continue to dey depend on bet, we no fit get long life
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E um amigo que implorou para eu ler um livro porque ele queria discuti-lo comigo? Tanto fez que acabou por me convencer. Eu terminei de ler e falei para ele: - Não gostei nem um pouco. Ele, todo feliz: - Não é? Eu também não gostei!
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4'- Noah Okafor
🚨🎙️ - Michael Carrick: “Today was one of the best training sessions we’ve EVER had.”
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A proud dad moment for Hugo Lloris 🥹❤️ His daughter performing the US national anthem in front of the LAFC crowd! 🇺🇸 📽️ @lafc
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