for Your Eyes only

nyc
Joined July 2010
i am upset. i want my digital balloons from X, the everything app. nowhere to be found today…
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Your second priority should be your career. Your first should be that weird girl from twitter
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Tisch has to go. Low crime stats aren’t due to her approach, and is not a justification. - SRG is still intact - Working w/ ICE, possibly illegally - Homeless sweeps continue - Still training w/ IDF - Candy Crush continues daily I have become a single-issue voter on this topic
.@nycmayor says he won’t be firing Commissioner Tisch
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You Can See Everything. But Only if you Buy a Ticket! 😁
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the Puttanesca Centre... I will be speaking there
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I need a new, well-known public foe. Who should it be?
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Kaye retweeted
I am in a Grey Area. Come on in!
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I am in a Grey Area. Come on in!
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Santa’s Presence
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While I remain steadfast in my belief that they should change their name immediately to the Atlanta Cokes, I will be supporting my hometown Braves this postseason. Thank you to Jefry Yan’s Mets for an unforgettable season!
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🗽🗽🗽🗽👌👌👌👌
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Food is a waste of time.
Side order of Ham!
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Side order of Ham!
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1, 2, Buckle My Shoe!
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Kaye retweeted
remember tv party? (of course you don't)
Tomorrow: The Premiere of an all-new, live, in-studio season of @aredotna Channel Walkthroughs, in collaboration with NYTV. We explore guest’s channels in-depth with a live web exploration and discussion. host @askschwartz & guests Bri Griffin and Shelby Shaw Live 8pm Thursday
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Hello and Welcome to Regal Union Square!
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Full VaiTality Unleashed
Steve Vai accidentally exposed that while they're incredibly proficient, these bums can't even jam properly
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Hello fellow Uncs!
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A lot of people saying "HAMES? The mnemonic is HAMES now?". No. The mnemonic is unchanged. It remains LLLLL.
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Lake Ontario is renamed to LAKE AMERICA! 🇺🇸
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