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EVERY H3 PODCAST CLIP: Some Guy: wow you two smell like you've been fucking Tamara: yeah haha we kinda do smell like we were fucking in a closet minutes ago Ethan: fuckin PLEASE subtly change the subject NOW or I'll KILL MYSELF Hila (glassy eyes opening, sucking up drool): Kill?
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Holy Shit, I've Got A Great Idea, I'm Such A Genius LOL I Think I Should Get A Patent LOL I Need To Go To The Tokyo Patent Office LOL
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Morrigan from darkstalkers #cathy
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Matt Johnson: *walks up to random pedestrian* excuse me sir do you know where I can buy salamanders in bulk? Pedestrian: *confused chuckle* what a strange question asked by a strange fellow! Nathan Fielder鈥檚 new scheme to get people to buy memberships to a local failing gym:
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Class doodles
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Gained back the follower count I lost for posting bad jokes #winning
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rough sketch
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Shitty arasol Halloween
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CanaCapicola retweeted
Peter Griffin: The Thousand-Year Door (2024)
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my understanding about H3H3 is that it's kind of like Seinfeld in that it was a podcast about nothing
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My evil uncle just injected my dog with code rot
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inktober day 23 - dapper
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my emotional support wallpaper
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been fakemon maxxing today touched up some old concepts from 2018 i remembered i made a corn husk fakemon a while ago but unfortunately, like a lot of my stuff, it became Lost Medias, so i tried to remake it
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Like he even had a bit where he would go to local jewelers saying "theres no sticking this in my mouth and getting out of here, is there?" Loved the guys stuff but that fixation was a little weird for me
Remember when idris elba would not stop talking about eating gold? He had this whole anecdote about a personal gold shaker he kept in his suit pocket and he just wouldn't stop bringing it up in interviews for some reason
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Remember when idris elba would not stop talking about eating gold? He had this whole anecdote about a personal gold shaker he kept in his suit pocket and he just wouldn't stop bringing it up in interviews for some reason
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That gorilla came from the moon
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CanaCapicola retweeted
Look at these replies man it's a whole invasion it could be anyone you know
Why is everyone online obsessed with fucking poop now
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This scatalogical rigamarole
Why is everyone online obsessed with fucking poop now
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