I am a bacon wrapped grilled cheese wandering around the midwest Uno World Champ 2020 - 2026 driving @whatshisfaceono crazy with theories since 2020 💋🐝

Shenanigans with Mr. Bams
Joined February 2011
If you know one thing about Ohio, let it be this: there's a field of concrete corn. 🌽
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Sweater weather.
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Blood clots are not a joke, they're not a meme. Trash-talk his stats. Criticize his performance. Boo him on the field. That's football. But the second you start celebrating or mocking someone's health struggles, you're fucking despicable.
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Girls will be like “this is my comfort show” and it’s a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.
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Some guy in Nevada has Polaroids of your naked mom.
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cancer, he’s obsessed with you, but his pride is bigger than his love. let him rot.
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It probably isn’t permitted but as soon as Tyquan is able, let him pound the drum before Chiefs kickoff. Arrowhead would EXPLODE.
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15 Days Until Halloween 🍂🎃🍂
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Awww
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I think the Children of the Corn should fight Leprechaun. Don't know who would win.
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Mid-October already...
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I need a horror movie to watch that I haven't seen.
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Liberty Biberty will return in Avengers Doomsday
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Especially the latter.
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They're coming to get you Barbra
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Tis the season.
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Shhh! Don't talk about this!
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YOU GOT THE EVIL KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT OF YOU, MICHAEL!
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That's also my pet name for your mom
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