I stream on Twitch. Expect tasteless jokes, swearing, and "light" drinking. I'll be damned if my crew isn't having a good time. https://xitter.cf/t.co/faETRt0RSk

3 Sheets to the Wind
Joined May 2015
Will be heading here. This rat is finally fleeing this sinking ship. #KingdomHearts time. twitch.tv/timthecaptain Only on #twitch and now, #Bluesky bsky.app/profile/timthecapta…
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I'm conquering these cards. Eventually. Maybe today. I don't know. #KingdomHearts twitch.tv/timthecaptain Only on #twitch and trying to conquer the snow right now...
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I can't seem to get a day off without being sick. Fucking hell. Anywho, we got some cards to knock out. #KingdomHearts twitch.tv/timthecaptain Only on #twitch
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People are fucking stupid on X. Packing up for Bluesky soon. Until then, #KingdomHearts! twitch.tv/timthecaptain Only on #twitch and people can be fucking stupid anywhere, it just seems to attract way more of them on this site.
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Cards. I remember them. I love them. They don't love me. But that's ok. I'll always have the last laugh. #KingdomHearts twitch.tv/timthecaptain Only on #twitch and procrastinating like it is my job.
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Why yes, I'm somewhat of a keyblade expert, how did you know? Oh, you watched me getting my ass kicked all day? Uh...well, I won eventually. Shush. #KingdomHearts twitch.tv/timthecaptain Only on #twitch and getting my ass kicked for almost 10 years!
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Closer and closer to the epic finale. I'm not even confused about the story yet! #KingdomHeartsCoM twitch.tv/timthecaptain Only on #twitch and getting broken in half.
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I'm feeling a bit overwhelmed, but these seas will calm down soon enough. #KingdomHearts twitch.tv/timthecaptain Only on #twitch and probably #Bluesky at this rate.
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I don't think this is keyblade. It's starting to feel more like a keyton, or like a keyammer. Maybe a keylub? #KingdomHearts twitch.tv/timthecaptain Only on #twitch and using cards for violence.
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And just like that, one cage opened at the Chapel of the Five Doves. I wonder... twitch.tv/timthecaptain
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I'll get around to it! #kingdomhearts twitch.tv/timthecaptain Only on #twitch and I should just probably post this every day this year.
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Just going to keep playing cards until I win. That should work, right? #kingdomhearts twitch.tv/timthecaptain Only on #twitch and draggin my feet.
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I am the keyper of the keys. #kingdomhearts twitch.tv/timthecaptain Only on #twitch and jinglejinglejinglejingle...
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It looks like I might have to take my toys and go home to Bluesky. But for now, #TheQuarry rewind. Make good choices. twitch.tv/timthecaptain Only on #twitch and fuck Elon.
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I'm out of lives. I have to be perfect now. October Overtime continues! #thequarry twitch.tv/timthecaptain Only on #twitch and going back 2 hours in storyline to reverse a dumb decision.
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October Overtime continues with #TheQuarry! twitch.tv/timthecaptain Only on #twitch and feeling like I have some control over celebrities...
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Oh, I'm feeling this. Well, we are in October Overtime! Keeping it spooky! #TheQuarry twitch.tv/timthecaptain Only on #twitch and stressing out over Tuesday.
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The Quarry sounds like a fun game about mining stuff. #TheQuarry twitch.tv/timthecaptain Only on #twitch and...wait a second...this doesn't look friendly...
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I think we are finally going to finish this game since I'm actually awake and playing it now. #Blasphemous2 twitch.tv/timthecaptain Only on #twitch and OH YEAH!
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I'm all for the second-coming of Carlin. #Blasphemous2 twitch.tv/timthecaptain Only on #twitch and being the best buddy Christ he can be.
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