he/him, infp blocked by libs of tiktok, andrew tate, keem, and fmr dep. asst. sebastian gorka beef ramen fans dni, don't talk to me about cryptocurrency or NFTs

i'm at soup!!
Joined February 2010
i had a dream last night that i was at rehearsal again and i was trying to explain what a markdown file is to one of the other people in my section
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eminem been corny for years that's why i'm confused
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can't wait to see the look on my therapist's face when i have yet another data point that proves i'm cursed to never have a relationship last longer than exactly 2 years
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the specificity with which steam shows when your friends are in game is insane. why are you showing me how badly oomf is losing
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yahoo mail arbitrarily changed the entire layout of the site and reduced every account's storage capacity from a terabyte to 20 gigs and i'm wondering what has to be done to make corporate executives feel fear again
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i've decided on this year's halloween costume it will be aki hayakawa and that decision is mostly influenced by the fact that 75% of it is just dress clothes that i already ahve
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i've been snackin on pumpkin seeds lately and most of the time it's fine but occasionally i'll get one that tastes so so so bad i almost throw up. what makes that happen
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backed up my spotify playlist so i could finally cancel and it went mostly fine, except in saving a few of the less popular taiwanese songs i had at some point between saving it to my hard drive and opening it again the audio has been replaced with a completely different song
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never in my life have i had more than like a passing knowledge of hellraiser or clive barker's stuff in general but can i just say the label cenobite makes these guys sound so much scarier than when you actually find out what they're called and it's just like 12yo insults
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like oh no a comically gluttonous man, i wonder what his name is. i bet i can guess what this guy with pins in his head is called.
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coming across 5 years ago when i was liveposting my metroid dread playthrough and it's funny in retrospect that you get wave beam, which in every other game is liek "hell yeah more damage and gates can't stop me!!!!" and the next boss you encounter is immune to it
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my favorite part of super metroid is that at any point after getting the ice beam which again is like. 25% into the game. if you ever use it it instantly causes the game to lag because of the fucking snes hardware constraints
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"you don't get it that was only like 1/3 of the shane gillis bit he was calling himself creepy" ok to what extent are we pretending that vocally condemning something shitty you did absolves you of doing the thing
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zomboid first person looks so cool but my god is getting it to work an actively hostile process
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not even going to pretend i'm not easy to please also wtf is doorframe lean
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burying this one in a reply. if hellraiser was real they would look at me like i'm kind of weird but ultimately shake their heads and walk away like i'm their equivalent of a prude
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