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Winner of 'Ultimate Explorer 2012' - Just an average guy, ask my agent; PA or make-up-artist. IB Chemistry teacher too https://xitter.cf/t.co/1YoYDmKSIk

Ultimate UAE Explorer 2012
Joined March 2012
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Enjoying #quiz night @yarnberb.ent # Baskerville Tavern #Perth
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Winter in Perth’s Swan Valley: creeks come to life, paddocks turn green, and horses graze under misty skies. Quiet, cold, and beautiful. #SwanValley #PerthWinter #WinterCreeks #HorsesOfInstagram
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Ultimate Explorer UAE 2012: climbing dunes, riding camels, unstoppable. Me now: back hurts from sleeping wrong. The real ultimate adventure? Standing up without making a sound. 😣
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What is going on @Transperth #trains What rhymes with trains that you’re having plenty of…. #delays But no compensation or reduced fares - still same prices for what? #Perth #ThisisWA #FreeOnDelays !!!
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I wonder why Antonio is messaging me? He’s not even using his official email address. It must be really important… 🙄🥴
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For the #thinkers & #engineers The problem is the water can’t flow through the winter creek quick enough, so floods the surrounding area. What’s the #solution ?
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Talk about triple bad #luck 🍀 Flat tyre on the car - get the replacement, which is also flat 🫣 And it’s raining ☔️ 🫣🫣🫣
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I had to take my pants down in the middle of one of the paddocks…………………………………………………… ……………………………………………………………. ……………………………………………………………. To pull………………………………………………… …4 bull ants off me 🐜
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Can’t say I’m upset that #conservatives #Rishi_Sunak are out 👋🏻 I think they’ve made theirs mates richer & the rest of us poorer 🥸 I hope any of their payouts are #means-tested, like everyone else 🤔💰💰💰💰💰
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When did #FaceBook become just an #advertisementplatform? I signed up years ago to keep in touch with friends around the world and see what they’re up to, not to flick through #endless promotional ads 🫣
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Are you a jam before cream or cream before jam? #scones #homemade #tastesgood 😊
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Stopped off at a cafe & I think I’ve sat in the ‘speed dating’ for old people section of the cafe 🫣😬 Lots of random questions about younger years (maybe when they were my age) #Perth
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What a nail-biter… #Congrats @TheMatildas @samkerr1 Welcome to the #SemiFinals Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi..
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I can’t watch ⚽️ @TheMatildas 🫣
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I was given a #free #beer while waiting for delayed food - I believe because I spoke nicely to the waiter and was #friendly & #polite #BeKind & good things happen 😊
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