Astronaut, Galaxy Doctor

The Pie in the Sky
Joined July 2009
SHE TURNED THE COMMENTS OFF 🤣🤣🤣 we all know he was never gonna start in front of CLE fans Can Cleveland please get some real journalism and not owner's mouth pieces?? Terrible.
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Funny how often the current Browns building leaks info about the current QB room. Just further cements how none of them will be here for next QB room
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I second this. Parma sucks. (Except for some of the food)
I hate the city of Parma so much
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Per FOX NFL's @gregauman, Sunday's Bucs-Browns matchup is the first game in NFL history to feature two head coaches named Todd going head-to-head. Pure Toddigami.
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Travis Bazzana's last 15 games: .356 AVG | 6 HR | 15 RBI | 7 BB | 5 K .463 OBP | .822 SLG | 1.285 OPS The rookie is ON FIRE as the Guardians make their playoff push 🔥
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Jimmie Foxx drove in 175 runs in 1938 and nobody has passed 165 in the years since. Ramirez got there in 147 games, which means he missed roughly two weeks of the season and still produced a number that has stood for more than a quarter century. Two weeks. There is a version of that year with those games in it that nobody ever got to see, and it is the only RBI season in living memory that leaves you doing that kind of arithmetic. Context belongs here, because a number like that is never one man's doing. That Cleveland club scored 1,009 runs, the only team since 1950 to reach four figures, and Manny hit behind Kenny Lofton, Omar Vizquel and Roberto Alomar, so somebody was almost always standing on second when he came up. A lineup like that turns every inning into traffic, and he cleared it for six months. None of that drives the run in for you. It only gives you the chance, and the difference between a good RBI man and this is what happens after the chance arrives. Then they blew a two games to none lead to Boston in the division series, and the whole thing went in the drawer with every other regular season that did not finish. Nobody has driven in that many runs since, and nobody has come especially close.
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Reach out to an old friend. Smile at a stranger. Call your Mom. Make someone laugh. Count your blessings. Be kind.
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wait a second
The White Sox honored Tim Anderson with a retirement ceremony before tonight's game
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I was the one who vandalized the Charlie Kirk statue. My name is Deshaun Watson and I am the quarterback for the Cleveland Browns.
"Vandalism like this is not funny, it’s diabolical." A statue and memorial honoring Charlie Kirk outside Turning Point USA's Phoenix headquarters are vandalized just three days after the statue was unveiled to mark one-year since his assassination. Bright red paint is smeared across the eight-foot statue, while a memorial featuring Kirk's photo and a Christian message referencing Jesus is also defaced. "They think spray paint can obscure his legacy, but it will only spread it further," Erika Kirk writes in response to the vandalism. Turning Point USA says it will restore the statue and replace the signs while working with law enforcement to identify those responsible.
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Is this guy fuckin serious?
What's especially funny about this is that this exact principle would apply -- the Browns would surely start losing the locker room -- if Monken were to listen to the deranged haters and start Shedeur or any other QB on this roster, all of whom are obviously inferior to Deshaun
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HE'S BACK
Exactly. 4 showed flashes that he’s still that guy. Hadn’t played a real game in 2 years and yall expect perfection. Like coach said everybody gotta be better it’s not just 4.
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We are closing in on the end of Daylight Saving Time which is November 1st, 2026. At 2am, clocks will be set back 1 hour across the state, and 1 hour and 1 second specifically for Ann Arbor residents. GO BLUE!
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Dude we are begging you @PabloTorre We will assist in any way possible
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Deshaun Watson is no longer a good quarterback, writes @ByJasonLloyd. Hasn’t been for years. Jimmy Haslam’s name might be on the checks, but the list of people stuck paying the bill for the worst trade in franchise history continues to grow. The question remains…
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WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY
I just got a vibration from the universe. Lady Gaga is pregnant.
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Hahaaaaaa
BREAKING: Benjamin Netanyahu, the Prime Minister of Israel, will serve as Michigan’s honorary captain for tomorrow’s coin toss vs Oklahoma. Sources indicate Netanyahu has also requested to keep the coin following the coin toss.
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Yahoos keep saying tonight is first NFL game in Australia. I covered the first NFL game in Australia August 7, 1999 won by Broncos over Chargers 20-17. An Australian journalist asked me why half the players gathered for a conference every 15 seconds.
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Just interviewed Fred Savage at the Dragons game. He lives in Dayton part time because he runs a watch business, Timepiece Grading Specialists, in Centerville. He told me he's seen the Flyers play several times. I told him I failed as a journalist, failing to spot him at UD Arena.
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In honor of Barry Melrose, who has passed, here he is talking about the toughest team there ever was. (It was a Sasky fast pitch team.) RIP to one of the most important hockey commentators. youtube.com/watch?v=Z8xSvaV_…
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