Welcome to Twitter where Michael Jordan isn't the goat, Martin TV show was not funny, Jay-Z is and has always been an irrelevant rapper and Eddie Murphy was never funny.

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Kharis · Oct 26, 2026 · 8:29 AM UTC

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@kharis_michealOct 26

Women can destroy your entire mental state and still act like you destroyed them.

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Mr. California 💙 · Oct 26, 2026 · 5:47 PM UTC

Mr. California 💙@Tim_818Oct 26

Yes

xoxo

@dahsoftgirlOct 25

do men prefer cumming from blowjobs or penetration?

Mr. California 💙 · Oct 26, 2026 · 4:29 PM UTC

Mr. California 💙@Tim_818Oct 26

I can relate

CSK 🧢

@Celebritysk_Oct 26

Female bosses are the worst thing that can happen to you.

Mr. California 💙 · Oct 26, 2026 · 3:11 PM UTC

Mr. California 💙@Tim_818Oct 26

music.apple.com/us/album/a-l…

A Love of Your Own by Average White Band on Apple Music

Song · 1976 · Duration 5:36

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Rain Drops Media · Oct 25, 2026 · 8:49 PM UTC

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@Raindropsmedia1Oct 25

A man goes viral after EMS came to his aid.

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Mr. California 💙 · Oct 26, 2026 · 3:56 AM UTC

Mr. California 💙@Tim_818Oct 26

This album 🔥🔥🔥🔥 music.apple.com/us/album/the…

The Story of My Life by MC Eiht on Apple Music

Album · 2026 · 20 Songs

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Subject Matter Expert · Oct 25, 2026 · 9:42 PM UTC

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Subject Matter Expert@twanggang_Oct 25

Sundays ✨

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Scoop Ball · Oct 25, 2026 · 10:48 PM UTC

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Scoop Ball

@deystillluvbritOct 25

What do yall be wanting us to do with this info? lol fuck on you?

an altruistic villain.@GimmeDatKAKEOct 25

My heart & my pussy good.

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Dre · Oct 25, 2026 · 3:48 PM UTC

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Dre@tyw11xOct 25

Damn why do y’all make everything about sex 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

KT ✨@KTizzyyyyyyOct 24

The only thing that could complete my halloweekend is a 3sum

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Mr. California 💙 · Oct 26, 2026 · 3:06 AM UTC

Mr. California 💙@Tim_818Oct 26

Exactly

Brook Marina Switek@brookkmarinaOct 25

Girls always say “bring back men who plan dates, buy flowers and pay for everything” but why don’t we bring back women who actually deserve it?

Punchbag Studios · Oct 25, 2026 · 4:08 PM UTC

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@punchbagstudiosOct 25

Female logic 🤡😂

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𝕄𝕒_ℤ𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕠 · Oct 25, 2026 · 1:15 PM UTC

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@Nomagugu_xoOct 25

In this economy ? Yes tf it is 😭

Lindani M.

@LyndaniMOct 25

“No Kids” isn’t a flex btw.

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DOUBLE00 · Oct 25, 2026 · 4:27 AM UTC

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U do

I remember someone on Twitter said I looked 40 years old lol

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