@TimTedTan

a man on a mission 西方之龍

 Houston, TX
Joined September 2012
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BFrog
@BFrog__
Jun 6
yo meando a mi amigo porque su ligue era una bruja y nos convirtió en salchichas
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"deal includes a $300 billion reconstruction fund for Iran."
The Kobeissi Letter
@KobeissiLetter
May 29
BREAKING: The proposed US-Iran peace deal includes a $300 billion reconstruction fund for Iran, per NYT. The program is being called an international "investment fund," which the US would facilitate in the final deal. This comes as Iran demands "reparations" to end the war.
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Everyone is always rooting for you. Your parents want you to be a great son. Wife wants you to be a great husband. Your boss wants you to be a slam dunk hire. Every first date you’ve ever been on they’ve been rooting for you to get laid. Every time you started to tell a joke people hoped it would have a hilarious punch line. Your proximity to anyone is a reflection of themself, meaning the deck is never stacked against you, and your failures are completely your own
Bambulu
@Bqmbulu
May 19
What’s the harshest truth every young man must eventually learn?
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i know some of yall buying those new safe to eat batteries just to eat them
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I think we as a society have done enough deconstructing. It's time to build
interpretation@materialcritic
May 7
The first person to introduce The Male Gaze as a concept to tiktok needs to be sh*t for inadvertently being the progenitor for videos like this
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when i signal to my wife to put on more ice cream with the peach cobbler she’s grabbing for me.
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me: tell me where you want to eat gf: *spitting blood* fuck you
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upon completion of ur instagram audit the board has concluded that you are definitely toxic and possibly harboring a boyfriend/husband. you are hereby banished from the land of the raw, and a scarlet letter will display on ur instagram page from hence foward
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if I purposely eat the cows w growth hormone do I get swoler
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one time I tried to karaoke a song I thought I knew better than I did, and when I started stuttering a bunch of drunk bitches came up on stage and started dancing. I dont know a single man whod aura protect for someone else like that. #thankYouWomen
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Guy
@nosilverv
Mar 17
u need to be chatting to people ALL THE TIME bc there's relevant things they won't call u to say but will say if you're already chatting. same reason why you should work with the door open, etc
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i don’t think time heals. living heals. the wound waits
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T³@TimTedTan
Mar 12
Replying to @fruitingfaith
every time I fly I get into a fight with 5 dudes and someone always ends up getting tossed out the window sucking up 20 passengers in the vacuum I dont think I could do valium under these conditions
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I bet everyone's favorite mall in Galveston Harbor freight
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every time I get scared, I just think about fact that I'm hard to kill
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I got a mac mini and trained openclaw to roll blunts when can I apply to the permanent upperclass
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T³@TimTedTan
Mar 9
Replying to @AM1ND1
calling my exes in the morning cuz I know that drunk call landed
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i b whimsical maxing
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waistline is NOT a personality trait
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I have been wrong before tho
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