When @PerryFarrell “takes a swing… but she cant hit!” So I guess he’ll just have to… “TRY AGAIN TOMORRRRRROW!”

When ur lookin in the fridge & try to explain to your Thai gf what your OCD is. So you explain it like “So ya certain things go in certain places in the fridge basically” then you look up… and she pulls the… “all of a sudden I dont speak any english at all. Not even a lil bit”

So I just found out EDC Thailand is not only going to be on the Island that I live on, but also only about 15 min from my house… So who’s ready to go Kandi Raving this January?!

Which is worse… ur girl finding out you have insomnia aka sleeping problems… or you bluetoothin true crime podcasts to your neighbors house in the middle of the night?! Askin for a friends! …both of em

Had a day. Juss sayin. …can you believe they took away the dislike button… as if we are supposed to love every single little thing that happens?!

Im watchin’ Phish with my Malaysian friends and they go “man this shits good!” and I go “boy, man you’re shits good!” …and in that moment we were happy… and in that moment we were watching the Dead… 💃 jussss sayin

@SpotifyCares Hey guys, I am trying to log into my account on my computer and it is saying that an account does not exist with my email, but I am logged into that account on my phone

Got a free place to crash out here in Thailand bro!

Lol word, but lots of countries use those same colors tho

Which country?

Lately, I’ve been feeling a feeling that I’ve forgot… I’ve been feelin’ Free! ⭕️

I’d rather be banned from Thailand & stuck Malaysia, than willingly live in Ohio as it begins to snow… Juss sayin’ #Blessed

BANNED FROM THAILAND!! 🇹🇭 Is this the part of my journey where I turn into a Ladyboy & re-enter the country as “Tammy Skells?” …bc don’t tempt me with a GOOD TIME!! 😜 #GurlsJustWannaHaveFun

Imagine calling yourself “the greatest country in the world” and doing absolutely nothing except profiting about one of the greatest catastrophe’s of the world… SHOW THE FUCK UP “AMERICA!” Im fucking SICK of paying taxes in this country just to kill innocent children!

You would think that @elonmusk and the @X Team would have at least changed the Company Name throughout the App from Twitter to “X” by now. But here we are right within the Settings… Maybe he did need all those people he fired after all… 🤔🧐

Tomorrow, I’m gunna wake up and just do everything I can to absolutely crush it… No matter how bad I feel, or how much I don’t want to do it… I’m just. Gunna. Fucking. Do it! …and I invite you to join me, to do the same! #WereAllInThisTogether!