
ALT This is the innocent dog translator. There's two lines in this chart. The first one is dog speak and the second is good old human English. The first one is woof and it means "I love you and I want to go for a walk." The second woof means "I love you and I want food." The third woof translates to "I love you and I want any form of attention from you all the time." The 4th woof is translated to "I love you and here's the best stick." The 5th woof is I love you but where did you throw that thing... oh you tricked me again. The 6th woof is squirrel. The 7th woof is a big woof. It's all in caps. It's translated to YOU DON'T LIVE HERE STRANGER. The next woof is a big woof followed by a little woof. It's translated to You do not live here... oh sorry, didn't recognise you for a second. The next one is a meow. Which is translated as "I am not a dog and you must earn my love." The last one is two giant woofs and obviously translates to "TWO SQUIRRELS". All in caps of course.
























