@TimProbable

I read a lot, I like nerdy things, I work nights, I miss my partner @tryjen. Pronouns he/him.

 Columbia, SC
Joined February 2012
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Okoii@0koiii16 Aug 2023
Replying to @larianstudios
@larianstudios Thank you for making this game, it is an absolute masterpiece. I blew up Goblin camp in celebration
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Marty cracking himself up
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Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he’s going to buy a single envelope and his explanation sums up the current state of the world.
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Hamburger Tank #メカ　#イラスト #illustration #mechas
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13ft x 6.5ft oil painting of a galaxy called NGC3190 ✨
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Tabletop Tinkering@TabletopTinker18 Jun 2023
New click clacks just dropped in limited quantity at tabletoptinkering.com Order now and you could be the first customer on our brand new website! #smallbusiness #ttrpg #lgbtqiabusiness #dicegoblin #dungeonsanddragons #dnd
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Gillian Anderson
@GillianA19 Jun 2023
Always thrilled to be of service. 😉 🏳️‍🌈
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Niels (RPG TOONS)@rpgtoons24 May 2023
Looking at old patreon posts I find so much GOLD. Look at this BUSINESSMAN!!
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perfect angel@girl__virus16 May 2023
i created several new stages of grief because the other stages were getting too easy to beat
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alex norris@sillyalexnorris10 May 2023
natural
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Head Crab for Cutie@TimProbable5 May 2023
Replying to @nicemovemumbles
I like Philly cheese steaks, I really do, but for the last 23 years the first thing that ALWAYS comes to mind when they're mentioned is this specific Onion article. theonion.com/visiting-gore-c…
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Head Crab for Cutie@TimProbable29 Apr 2023
Susan isn't yelling at the first one, she's just like 'dude are you okay, we showed you where the food is'.
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Head Crab for Cutie@TimProbable29 Apr 2023
I had two entirely different teenage possums on two different nights a day apart come in the house with the dogs to make off with food. I say 'make off with,' but they just hung out with the food until they got got. I say 'with the dogs' because they didn't even bark at them.
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Tom Cardy@Tomycardy25 Apr 2023
Level Clear!
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Flameon Miniatures@FlameMiniatures14 Apr 2023
I've finished the Lava base for my Chaos Warrior and the final tutorial about sculpting and painting it is now available on my patreon: patreon.com/posts/81502142 I hope you like how it looks like :D
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We seem to have forgotten that the moral arc of the universe doesn’t bend towards justice unless you jump up and down on the fucker.
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Ellie Rose 🦋
@elianarose6611 Apr 2023
Hi *taps mic*, if anyone wants to write an article covering Cocoa Press' printer launch on Monday, my DM's are open to chat! It prints chocolate, can print moving gears and articulating fish, and did I mention it's edible chocolate?
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Maude Frome@frome_maude2 Apr 2023
Ellen Terry’s famous Lady Macbeth “beetle wing” dress was designed for her by Alice Comyns Carr & was first worn on stage in Dec 1888. Meant to invoke fear, the addition of 1000 beetle wing cases created the effect of scales. Recently restored. #ShakespeareSunday #FolkloreSunday
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