Carrion Sergeant #replaceCarryOnwithCarrion

Do you know where you’re going to? Do you like the things Peter Glaze is showing you? #addPeterGlazetoasong

But there's no danger It's a professional career Though it could be arranged With just a word in Peter Glaze’s ear If you're out of luck or out of work We could send you to Johannesburg #addPeterGlazetoasong

Who put salt in the sugar bowl? Who put fireworks in the coal? Who put a real live toad in the hole? Peter Glaze Who put jam in mother's shoe? Who made real caterpillars stew? Who locked grandad in the loo? Peter Glaze #addPeterGlazetoasong

There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Peter Glaze Just like you swore to me that you'd be true There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Peter Glaze But he's a liar and I'm not sure about you #addPeterGlazetoasong

Peter Glaze Peter Glaze Does whatever a spider can #addPeterGlazetoasong

Oh it's such a perfect day I'm glad I spend it with Peter Glaze #addPeterGlazetoasong

She takes just like a woman, yes, she does She makes love just like a woman, yes, she does And she aches just like a woman But she breaks just like Peter Glaze #addPeterGlazetoasong

This one’s a bit niche And I’ve got one, two, three, four, five Sensorites working overtime Trying to take this all in #addPeterGlazetoasong

It was good what we did yesterday And I’d do it once again The fact that you are Peter Glaze Only proves you’re my best friend But it’s truly, truly a sin #addPeterGlazetoasong

Peter Glazey Glazey Glazey Glazey Nights #addPeterGlazetoasong

One of These Chocolatey Things First #drakebakesongs

Saturday Bun #drakebakesongs

Five Slices Left #DrakeBakeSongs

Pink Wafer #DrakeBakeSongs

Massively late to this party and I can’t believe nobody has, ahem, picked ‘Bogie Wonderland’. #NoseMusic

Lloyd Vole #rocknrollanimals

Hens Without Hats #rocknrollanimals

Men Without Cats #rocknrollanimals