@TimMagnusson

It was easy for the Commies to hide. They just put their boats in the corner of the harbor, because everyone knows Swedes don’t go into corners. Don Cherry

Thief River Falls, MN
Joined September 2011
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🏈WEEK 3 GIVEAWAY🏈 If Jordan Addison scores a touchdown and the #Vikings win, one lucky Vikes fan will get this autographed Salute To Service mini helmet! REPOST and FOLLOW for your chance to win! Good luck and #SKOL      *Winner contacted from this account only.
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Throughout his second term, Trump and his officials have continuously told Americans to expect less — and to be happy about it. Here’s a list: — Donald Trump said children don’t need 30 dolls and could have two, three, or four instead. — Donald Trump said Americans can “give up certain products” and “give up pencils.” — Donald Trump said children who might otherwise get 37 pencils “only need one or two.” — Donald Trump said daughters don’t need 37 dolls and that “two or three is nice.” — Donald Trump said Americans may have to “take medicine” economically while his tariff policies take effect. — Scott Bessent said “access to cheap goods is not the essence of the American Dream.” — Scott Bessent said America should “consume less, manufacture more.” — Scott Bessent said children getting fewer toys would ultimately have a “better life” and “economic freedom.” — Scott Bessent suggested relatives contribute to children’s Trump Accounts instead of buying them toys for birthdays or holidays. — JD Vance said people should not focus on whether their children get “two dolls or five dolls or 20 dolls.” — Karoline Leavitt defended Trump’s comments by saying Americans could pay a dollar or two more for better-quality American-made dolls. — Howard Lutnick said Trump’s economic policies would be “worth it” even if they caused a recession. — Brooke Rollins suggested people dealing with high egg prices could consider raising chickens in their backyards. — Brooke Rollins said a roughly $3 meal could consist of a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and one other thing. — Brooke Rollins, today: If beef is too expensive, “you can eat chicken, pork, salmon, eggs. There are other sources of really good protein.”
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🏈WEEK 2 GIVEAWAY🏈 If Blake Cashman records a sack and the #Vikings win, one lucky Vikes fan will get this autographed mini helmet! REPOST and FOLLOW for your chance to win! Good luck and #SKOL     *Winner contacted from this account only.
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I’ve never heard of a Secretary of Defense who wanted an active duty fighter pilot to go on TV and talk about getting shot down. Until now.
Hegseth and political appointees in his department pushed for the two crew members to participate in Sunday’s highly publicized “60 Minutes” report, per multiple sources. Both airmen initially expressed reservations about doing the interview, with one even raising concerns about the prospect of being potentially ordered to take part in the segment, while military officials were also wary of revealing classified details of the rescue effort, according to three of the sources.
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This clip is somehow from today.
Markwayne Mullin: "You have a Biden administration that is failing the American people"
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So apparently if everyone pretends they have no memory, you can illegally use taxpayer dollars any way you want. This was the ACTUAL rationale for not holding anyone accountable for stealing (er, “misappropriating”) $10 million in FL taxpayer money: “Despite our finding that the money was misappropriated, we find insufficient evidence to charge anyone criminally, Nobody will take responsibility for deciding the $10 million of taxpayer money would go to Hope Florida… or had any memory of who made it. We recognize that this would be an impediment to criminal prosecution. While we can't prove who is responsible, we can plainly see that taxpayer money was misused for political purposes and we would like to see changes made to prevent this from happening again." — Just pathetic. Embarrassing for the state of FL.
CBS News: Grand jury finds Ron DeSantis administration "misappropriated" $10 million in taxpayer money to Hope Florida A state grand jury found the DeSantis administration "misappropriated" taxpayer money when it diverted $10 million from a Medicaid settlement into the Hope Florida Foundation, arguing the transfer was "part of a sophisticated scheme to fund political activities," according to a copy of the sealed grand jury report obtained by CBS News Miami. Link to article: cbsnews.com/miami/news/grand…
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This could go down as one of the best quotes by a Canadian politician. The toque reference is chef's kiss – at Toronto, Ontario
Moments ago: Premier Ford’s first scrum since trade talks with the U.S. fell apart. “Let me tell you about President Trump: President Trump is the type of person that would steal your lunch money the first day. He'd steal the toque off your head the second day. And the third day he'd steal your running shoes. He is not to be trusted whatsoever. We need to stay united.”
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We went from passing climate bills and funding for cancer research to “if you eat the blueberries you will die” in less than two years.
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We're definitely in a post-truth society when you can lie this blatantly about something that happened on live television and there's no consequence of that.
DSA Florida House candidate appears to cut interview short when journo fact-checks his Israel genocide claim trib.al/JREuOGu
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Host Glenna Milberg ended the interview, saying “I’m being told we have to wrap.” Candidate Larkin stayed and thanked her. NY Post body confirms this. x.com/i/status/20894… nypost.com/2026/08/17/us-…
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1) this is fucked
JUST IN: Federal data reveals U.S. foodborne illness cases are up nearly 400% this year compared with the recent annual average.
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The idea vaccines cause autism was invented by Andrew Wakefield in 1998 in a fraudulent paper. It's was so thoroughly debunked he lost his license for gross medical malpractice And here we are 28 years later RFK Jr is dredging it up and using it to inform vaccine policy
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His wife looks like she's ready to bite his dick in half.
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👑 10 DAYS OF GIVEAWAYS: DAY 10 👑 It's time for our final giveaway! Get ready for WWE SummerSlam this weekend with your last chance to win an official Minnesota Vikings-branded title belt! Repost and follow us for your chance to win! Sweepstakes ends Friday, July 31 at 11:59 pm CT.
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Save women’s spor…. Oh.
The Heritage Foundation, which laid the groundwork for Project 2025 & influences much of the current administration’s policies, recently released a report calling for the dismantling of Title IX in an effort to increase opportunities for male athletes & suppress female athletics
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Just insane timeline we’re living in. Not sure how this country ever recovers from this authoritarian far right madness.
Breaking News: President Trump ordered new signs outside the Smithsonian’s National Museum of American History to warn that its depiction of U.S. history, in his view, is “inaccurate.” It was the latest escalation in his dispute with the institution. nyti.ms/3RRCidi
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🏈 10 DAYS OF GIVEAWAYS: DAY THREE 🏈 Enter to win a Vikings prize pack including a Winter Whiteout mini helmet, Yeti mug, water bottle, football, hat, and a piece of the U.S. Bank Stadium turf! Repost and follow us for your chance to win! Sweepstakes ends Friday, July 24 at 11:59 pm CT.
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Yea...and this is why I don't teach.
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invested all my money in argentinian pesos, bitcoin, and spacex stock earlier this year. excited to look my portfolio as i sit down with this delicious salad from taylor farms.
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i will vote for this dude for president
New Hampshire Representative Tommy Hoyt (D) sent this email to a parent last night: "Do you know why children's results tanked during covid? Their parents were incompetent teachers. Do your children a favor, let the teachers teach, and shut up. You're clearly no professional."
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Could be the biggest losing day for the Japanese and Germans in quite some time 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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