@TimHewitt

melbourne Comedian. get around it. https://xitter.cf/t.co/yiMYh47H2d

 Melbourne, Victoria
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Joined October 2013
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The reality of test cricket dying has finally sunk in over this south africa series. The fact saffa cameramen are hardly finding babes in between shirtless slabs of meat blokes is the wake up call i needed.
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Theres a trailer where reacher is having a car chase over the story bridge in a land cruiser, with Owen Wilson in the back seat. Im sure its dogshit, and brother, I'll be watching it.
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Kinda got the tone of one of those viral d grade footy fire up speeches. Nah serious boys fucking dig in aye,
One Nation Australia
@OneNationAusOct 16
No wonder the robotic uniparty leaders don't want to debate Warren.
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Was wondering if the Ukrainian bot farm strike would have impacted cricket aus comment sections about Pat Cummins. Alas Putin may not be behind them..
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Instagram seems to think i want to watch heaps of videos of concreters roid raging, smashing energy drinks and pouring slabs. They are correct.
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Jimmy O'Brien
@Jomboy_Oct 14
Eric on Survivor did a good Tim Robinson impression but not on purpose
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banning afl players from doing drugs is like when vegans try to feed their cat a vegan diet
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Supersport camera man have gone woke "yaaa find us a beautiful bird in the crowd aye"
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Sad theyre putting the loser cartoonist out of work with slop
katy 🌸
@KatyKray73Oct 5
This One Nation ad is absolute gold! It’s okay to come out as a One Nation voter. Come on, Victoria. 🇦🇺🧡
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paulmc@paulmac_78Oct 4
Of course this cunt is a Roosters fan
Kobie Thatcher
@KobieThatcherOct 4
NRL Grand Final day. Here come the Roosters! 🐔
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So good to cut to the roosters fans at the paddo inn. A horde of finance guys and marketing managers waiting for the cubicle to be free. Honestly a neutral going for the chooks must have a black heart.
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Comerte 13 goles es normal, a todos les puede pasar. Pero que te hagan 14 goles eso es un papelón, no podés volver a jugar.
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@vidxn_Sep 30
NAOMI KLIEIN to SAM ALTMAN: "...you ingested the entire written output of human civilization without consent, without compensation and without credit to build a system whose primary commercial application is eliminating the jobs of the people whose work you consumed. You are not 'liberating human creativity' -- you are strip-mining it and selling it back at a markup while calling the theft 'training data'."
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The trailer Musk and Zuckerberg refuse to air. You know what to do.
Degrassi Knowles@RealDegrassiKSep 25
MUSK (2026) Directed by Alex Gibney #documentary #movie #trailer
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This is just how excited americans get to not have american beef under RFK
LasVegasFill
@LasVegasFillSep 27
Papi Steak at Fontainebleau $1000 Beef Case features a 55oz MS9 pure blood Australian Wagyu Tomahawk with the most insane presentation ever. What do you think?
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My face when Svetlana isn't here yet and I gotta talk to these fkn kids
Charles Haig@charles_haig01Sep 26
Why won’t anybody think of rich people who won’t be able to exploit young foreign women
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PVL get Daniel johns together and do a silverchair reunion to open the GF and all your bullshit is forgiven. A Newcastle fiesta the only way.
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My understanding of wharfie time is it's kinda like nos in the fast & furious universe
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NRL media with Vlandys
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Shame the NRL won't have any pre match entertainment, artists have missed a huge opportunity. Nowhere else can they have thousands of blokes say "who" in comments sections.
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