@TimGunnells

Why are you paying attention to me? I post stupid stuff that makes me laugh.

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Joined February 2025
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Hey fellow Texans, now that the temperature is dipping below the 90s, don't forget to leave your water running a little bit so it doesn't freeze in your pipes.
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SaltyGoat
@SaltyGoat17Oct 17
For everyone complaining about Elon building a flying car instead of ending world hunger In 2021 Elon offered $6 BILLION to the WFP on the condition that any donation be on a transparent public plan and be able to track how the money would address the crisis They turned him down
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March For Our Lives
@AMarch4OurLivesOct 10
The United States has more guns in civilian hands than every military in the world combined.
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They're gonna shoot a paraplegic on TV. AND I'M GONNA WATCH IT! I think they should do it on pay per view so the military can make money on it after feeding this loser for the last 17 years. Not to mention all the money spent training this ungrateful third world POS.
Laura Wilson@LauraWilsoqrOct 11
They're gonna shoot a paraplegic on TV.
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Nidal Hasan, who killed 13 in the 2009 Fort Hood attack, was paralyzed after police shot him stopping the rampage. His Dec. 3 firing squad execution is planned to be livestreamed. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_Fort… bbc.com/news/articles/…
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Anyone that argues with this is a psychopath.
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@omgsidewalksOct 4
SAY SOMETHING AUTISTIC. I’ll start: The tag of the blanket is on the feet side
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If 9/11 were to happen again today, I think a large percentage of our population would actually celebrate. ☹️
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It has come to my attention that Dolly Parton didn’t die. Chuck Norris requested “Jolene” live.
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I'd love to see this dude interviewed by a good reporter that knows about guns so they can ask questions like: Who the fuck carries a suppressed pistol? What holster are you using to carry that? Also, kudos for taking on a dude armed with a rifle with just your pistol. The phrase "balls of steel" comes to mind. celebsindepth.com/jordan-sal…

Jordan Salinas: Twin Falls, Idaho | In-N-Out Shooting Hero

Jordan Salinas is the Twin Falls, Idaho, man hailed as a hero for confronting an active shooter at an In-N-Out Burger on August 2, 2026.

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If Trump isn't man enough to have the no talent assclown, pathological lying POS (AKA @Dr_AnthonyFauci) disappeared by the CIA, then hopefully some patriots will step up and disappear him. This monster doesn't deserve a normal life.
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I hope that's a real quote. If so, that's awesome!
Harry Payne
@HeadOfTVDeptJul 13
Two years ago today
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Adam Carolla
@adamcarollaJul 5
They invented a lot of first names
End Wokeness
@EndWokenessJul 5
Hey @grok, name the Top 10 inventions by black women?
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The pendulum has been swinging the wrong way for a long time. Maybe it's finally swinging back towards sanity. Fingers crossed: youtube.com/watch?v=sAS6YerP…

Tom MacDonald - "Remember Who You Are"

DOWNLOAD THE SONG: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/remember-who-yo...

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Bought cheap Chinesium. Should’ve bought German. They treat engineering like Texans treat BBQ: full identity, not a hobby, you will absolutely hear about it. Americans are a close second; we’re just distracted by BBQ. Worth the extra money. Don’t buy cheap Chinesium.
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Garbage Human
@GarbageHuman24Jun 20
This is very telling
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Brandon Herrera
@TheAKGuyJun 15
What an incredible experience. Something the White House hasn’t seen at least since Teddy Roosevelt, and I’m privileged to be a part of it. A personal thank you to @ChuckLiddell, @danawhite, @realDonaldTrump, and the amazing UFC team who made this possible.
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This is what a modern day retard looks like:
Bill Madden
@maddenificoJun 14
This is what competence vs. incompetence looks like.
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*drool* duh, um *drool* Also, if elon gave away all of his assets, he could make 1 in 350 people in the USA millionaires. *drool* duuuuh, ummmh *drool*. But then a month later, that money would be gone. We'd no longer have any real plans for space exploration, and we'd lose the coolest cars ever made. Pull your head out of your ass. Get a fucking job if you want some money. If you want to help starving folks in africa, then give your own damn money and stop trying to spend other folks money you fucking commie.
Alice Smith
@TheAliceSmithJun 14
If Elon Musk just gave away his trillion, he could end hunger and poverty in Africa, just like Band Aid and Live Aid did.
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Wondertard powers, blacktivate! Shape of a racist. Form of feces. No need to blacktivate your powers, you are already a racist piece of shit. Do some research. The dude is in prison where he belongs. Stop believing all the grifters telling you lies.
AmErica
@ChiTownPantheraJun 14
Why don’t we just say it out loud. Karmelo was guilty the moment he came to the track. He really could have sat anywhere and gotten treated like he was treated. Anywhere. He could have crossed paths by walking next to or close to the twins and would have gotten bullied. This is the conclusion though. It is against the law for black people to be anywhere and defend themselves when someone touches them. When we are spat on we are expected to turn the other cheek. When we are beaten down we are expected to curl up in a fetal position and cry. When we are berated we are expected to shut up and let it happen. No justice.
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OMG! The American won, but dude! That spaniard could take a punch. What a great fight! #UFCWhiteHouse
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