@TimB0nd

Tweets about programming: PHP, JS, and anything else I think is cool. I ❤️ elePHPants

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Joined September 2015
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Any #elePHpant collectors missing one of these from their herd? I have a few extras 😀tim-bond.com/elephpants/
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I've got a few elePHPants to give away again! 🥰 Like 💙 & Retweet 🔄 to win one 🔥 I have several to give away, and will be picking a winner next week! 🙌
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For those in the US (or anywhere actually): you can order through this link: phpstan.org/merch?distributo…

PHPStan 2.0 Elephpant & T-Shirt Sale

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Ondřej Mirtes
@OndrejMirtes11 Nov 2024
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And for something a bit different… Say hello to the PHPStan Elephpant! Yep, we’re joining the Elephpant family with our own edition. Plus, classic PHPStan T-shirts are back in blue and white! Order them today: phpstan.org/merch
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And for something a bit different… Say hello to the PHPStan Elephpant! Yep, we’re joining the Elephpant family with our own edition. Plus, classic PHPStan T-shirts are back in blue and white! Order them today: phpstan.org/merch
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Tim Bond retweeted
Ploi
@ploi_deploy7 Mar 2024
Is your workspace feeling lonely? 🥹 A Ploi Elephpant could be the perfect addition! 🤩 Follow us & retweet (or repost?) for a chance to adopt your very own 🐘 We've got 5 up for adoption! 🤗
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@ploi_deploy5 Mar 2024
🐘😱🥰 #elephpant
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TL;DR: Laravel has a lot of overhead blog.openresty.com/en/larave…

Laravel High CPU Usage: Why Even Hello World Burns Half Its CPU

What causes Laravel high CPU usage: even a hello world app spends over half its CPU on framework bootstrap. Pinpoint the hottest code paths with Laravel CPU profiling.

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The more I use named arguments the more I like them #phpc php.net/manual/en/functions.…

PHP: Function parameters and arguments - Manual

Function parameters and arguments

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On Law & Order: Oranized Crime they introduced a new AI policing program which appears to be written in #PHP #phpc
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Lifes of elephpants: the epic life of Flexy the elephpant. Come and read a whole year with an elephpant, from its conception to its arrival in the #PHP community. An ode to all of you who are considering becoming #PHParents! exakat.io/en/lives-of-elephp…
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A git repository – at Seattle, WA
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I just backed thr @Sylius elePHPant by @MonsieurBiz on @Kickstarter kickstarter.com/projects/734… Shipping was egregious though
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Today I learned that you can still use PhpStorm's conflict resolver GUI even if you run a git operation from the command line
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This November I'll be at Longhorn PHP presenting what a modern PHP app looks like. The schedule is filled with great talks, hope to see you there! longhornphp.com/schedule

Longhorn PHP

Longhorn PHP is a 2-day conference in Austin, TX to help PHP and other web developers level up their craft and connect with the larger PHP community.

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Hey #phpc, tell me, does #composer just not follow the semver spec? The spec says ~3.1 should not install 3.2.7: jubianchi.github.io/semver-c… However composer will happily install it. getcomposer.org/doc/articles…
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Another reason to do code reviews: Today I learned that isset is variadic
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If you're looking for the Yomeva elePHPant and you don't want to pay €22 for shipping I have a couple of extras: tim-bond.com/elephpants/
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Hej, @IKEA spotted using #docker and #kubernetes 🤓
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I had no idea how much metadata there is in the clipboard heidisql.com/forum.php?t=989…
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GitHub
@github1 Mar 2023
Move your existing CI/CD workloads next to your code with our new GitHub Actions Importer GA release. Learn more at github.blog/2023-03-01-githu…

GitHub Actions Importer is now generally available

We’re excited to announce the general availability of GitHub Actions Importer. GitHub Actions Importer helps you plan, forecast, and automate migrations from Azure DevOps, CircleCI, GitLab, Jenkins,...

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Replying to @iansltx
@iansltx Apparently I'm imagining that you tweeted it, but it seems the owner let this domain go
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neverssl.com seems like a good replacement for now
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We’d like to announce that our annual PHP conference will be moving to an online-only format going forward. For more information about this decision and the considerations that went into it, please see our backstory announcement ➞ phpconference.nl #php #dpc #dpc23
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