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Tim@TimAllen23 Feb 2025
Replying to @MarcellWilly
Marcell, There’s no one I agree with more often than yourself but I’ll take the Kurt Cobain route instead. All respect intended, he would understand. Best regards, Tim Allen
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100% no doubter would rather have a gay son #imfucked
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Tim@TimAllen21 Feb 2025
He don’t know you lil bro
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Tim@TimAllen21 Feb 2025
Replying to @beingisgood
Retardation has been confirmed
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Tim@TimAllen12 Feb 2025
Replying to @NormsPastor
Which book would you recommend to tell me that information? Also this tweet is over a week old, don’t let my old tweets determine your emotions please
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PlayStation CEO found dead My reaction:
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Tim@TimAllen7 Feb 2025
Replying to @KelseyA06021989
You should prove it in my dms
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Tim@TimAllen7 Feb 2025
Replying to @KelseyA06021989
Ain’t no way my blood is related to your ugly ahh
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Tim@TimAllen3 Feb 2025
There’s been 3 plane crashes in a week and the most incompetent person at their job is still Mark Cuban
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Tim@TimAllen29 Jan 2025
I remember when I was in highschool
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Tim@TimAllen27 Jan 2025
Replying to @MarcellWilly
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Tim@TimAllen22 Jan 2025
Shannon, Thank you for your input! I’m sure you’re somebody I can trust to know these things and you’re not just someone acting on emotions. I would like to say though, no one here wants to go into your dogshit ass maple country. Best regards, Tim
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Tim@TimAllen21 Jan 2025
Replying to @TaylorLewan77
You vs. Me currently
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Tim@TimAllen21 Jan 2025
Replying to @TaylorLewan77
Doctor Johnson, All I’m hearing from this is that Michigan teaches players to love the game. That’s what I see, love for the game.
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Tim@TimAllen21 Jan 2025
Replying to @TaylorLewan77
Dr. Johnson, In my opinion, that’s something to be much more proud of! Give OSU all the Michigan wins if that’s the kind of people get to produce as a result!!
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Tim@TimAllen21 Jan 2025
Replying to @ianmiles
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Tim@TimAllen19 Jan 2025
Replying to @MillennialPastr
Millennial, Tell your kids I said that I’m sorry that their dad is so soft! Somebody has to toughen them up. #bringbackhittingkids
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Andy Reid is challenging whether his son is dead….. Ruling on the field is confirmed #W
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Tim@TimAllen17 Jan 2025
Replying to @TakedownMRAs
I have a great friend @NormsPastor who would love to sit down and explain what I meant by my tweet to you. I just wanna make sure you understand what we were saying
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Tim@TimAllen17 Jan 2025
Replying to @wheezywya
He’s a man I know a guy like @TITMONSTER5 would still hit though. #translove
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