Me every time a politician opens their mouth.

Is it not great when you ignore the £10 for over night shipping and the £5 weekend shipping and go for the £3 3 to 4 days shipping. And it comes the day after ordering anyway. #Smallwins

On April Fools day the internet is at 90% made up bullshit. Up from 70% on a normal day. #AprilFoolsDay

Wow I found a free bucket of Carlsberg

#dartsnews #darts If I was playing Toylo I would bring a word search on stage for something to do between throws.

#Darts How do I get a job as an Oompa-Loompa or a Nun? They’re always at the darts or big sporting events and must have branches in Benidorm.

Sorry to be a traitor but baked German ham is better than English ham.

So do I report a Jumanji board game as a health and safety risk?🤔#Jumanji

I love a random chair left in dark room nobody visits much. 5 minutes chilling when you have been on your feet all morning.

Took a brand new white pair of trainers to Benidorm for 7 days and spare white laces. Came back pristine white. One Saturday night in Castleford and Guinness everywhere big clean up job needed. Make you think doesn’t it.

Unfortunate screen grab timing.😳

Let’s see if I can split the C

Redbeck Bridge. @Visit_Wakefield

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