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I used to do it for the money. Now I just love the sport.

Joined April 2020
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Dear Doctor Strange, which one of the 14 million outcomes are we currently in?
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did it work
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// I need a Dean Winchester to plot with ASAP
“Glad to hear it. I know this lovely little pub just around the block.”
“I can shoot whiskey.”
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if abortion is murder then a blowjob is cannibalism
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“Do you like whiskey?”
Oh! So it’s to be flirtation, then. He could flirt. “A drink, huh? What’d you have in mind?”
Flinches. “I am alive, thank you.”
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Just kinda lays down on the TL
Still smiling, still shaking Masters’ hand. “Would you-“ he looked at their hands, embarrassed as he finally let go. A small sheepish laugh — almost a snort — escaped as he shoved his hands in his pockets. “Would you like to go for a drink sometime?”
Hands, he had nice hands. “I don’t know about that, but it’s definitely nice to meet you.”
“Nice to meet you.” He smiles, not realizing how long he’d been shaking Masters’ hand.
He takes it, shaking it gently. “I’m Masters!”
“Sebastian.” He offers his hand.
“Dignified. And what is your name?”
“Their names are Francis and Gerard.”
“Cool friends, you have here!”
Gives a little wave and a smile.
MORE? Wow, this is his lucky day!
Peaks out to see that it’s safe and gingerly returns, placing another potato at Masters’ feet.
Strange man. GREAT taste in friends. Masters greets the potato with a twinkle in his eye.
.....Bends down and rolls the potato over to Masters and then BOOKS IT.
He’s sor— What is he doing with the potato?
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