Clearly the Mets get a national game because people want to see a guy with 5.50+ ERA do a jump. Fuck ESPN forever

Dear, @espn Ernie Banks didn't play 50% of his games at SS. Not that it matters, he was a first baseman more than a SS. When Lindor hits his 300th homer, he'll be the 4th SS to do it. STFU forever with your bullshit

Western Michigan just got FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEDDDD

Takes 42min to get a 10pc and a chili at @Wendys these days. Pathetic

Five years ago "Fancy Like" was the number one song in the country. Today its "Choosing Texas".... the country is healing

My house is hot enough to kill a European.... it's 74° in here

Are these the "scary hours" you were talking about? @EvanRobertsWFAN

Wemby gets away with more fouls than Shaq got away with travels

The Mets might win 70 games this year. Yankees fans are mad because they decided to "run it back"...

Just an early prediction...@PaddyTheBaddy comes out to Tubthumper for his next fight

You really have to love the NFC South

Tavares has never been close to a HOFer. Shut up @BizNasty2point0

I watched Wemby's first shot and had to turn the game off. The refs literally waited for the miss before they called a foul. It's like watching mahomes

Just another season of Knicks basketball @espn @ESPNNBA

Knicks had a German guy who no one thought was black (Hartenstein)... now we have a black guy that no one thinks is German (Hukporti). What a time to be alive @ESPNNBA

People who confuse general knowledge with trivia piss me off