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Like dirt, Know your roots to the ground.

Walking with Elephants
Joined July 2010
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Whatever a woman does to you, do it to them too & watch their reaction.
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.@katyperry Katy, what the hell were you thinking when you married loser Russell Brand. There is a guy who has got nothing going, a waste!
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Notable moderate #earthquake M 5.1 LAKE VICTORIA REGION, TANZANIA. Based on historical data, East Africa has experienced some major tremors (M6.9-7.2) in the past. Last time was M7.0 in 2006 in Mozambique. Last time in Tanzania was 1910 (M6.9) and 1919 (M 7.0).
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There are only 2 options, both terrifying for wananchi: - NIS/DCI abducted a lawyer and refuses to release him. - NIS/DCI is unable to catch a group of highly equipped thieves abducting a lawyer in the middle of Kilimani, 5 days on. And we can be concerned for security in Nairobi
Wakili, what evidence do you have that NIS was involved? Can the court really compel someone to produce something they don't have? If truly Wakili Abshir was arrested and held at a gazetted police station, then you can ask the right questions. Who arrested them? Under whose authority? Where were they booked? Who authorised their detention? What do the official custody records show? Its the ATPU and DCI to provide answers not NIS. We cannot drag NIS into something they know nothing about. Accountability must be based on evidence, not political convenience.
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As an American constitutional lawyer, I have personally litigated cases defending the rights to free expression and due process. These are fundamental principles of human liberty. For that reason, I am closely following the outcome of Tundu Lissu’s trial proceedings, and the broader implications for the rule of law.
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Several people, including Kariobangi Sharks players Eustas Chesara and Patillah Omoto, were arrested by police earlier this morning in connection with the assault of referee John Sulwe during the club's playoff second-leg clash against Mombasa United. The two players were picked up while attending the team's training session. Football Kenya Federation is understood to have initiated the process leading to the arrests.
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Apparently prostate test is now done via a blood test. Yani ikifika turn yetu mnabadilisha goal post.
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Last night sisi watu wa moyale Kenya atukupata usingizi. Weeh hii war nikama haitaisha anytime soon na Risasi inatoka iyo side inamaliza watu side ya Kenya 💔
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Sifuna on the Pedestal!
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Como equal the biggest win in Champions League history 😱 #UCL
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As of late... 😏
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Look! Look at how they massacred my boy
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ROMA COMMS. 6PM. BE THERE. IT'S BEEN A WHILE.
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So, Nigerian MAGA, how una dey?
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𝐔𝐏 𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐓 Another trip to Central Kenya. Embu County will be our good hosts this Saturday as we play 3K FC away at Moi Stadium in Embu . The match will kick off at 4.15pm #𝟑𝐊𝐅𝐂𝐕𝐬𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 | #𝐓𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐆𝐚𝐦𝐞 @betikaKe #𝐎𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫
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My old man was like that, one day we were on the farm, and it started raining. We asked, "si tujifiche mvua?" Mans said, "fanya kazi yako mvua inafanya kazi yake" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rigathi reminds me how my old man would vuruga me from the house in the morning when there were farm hands working in the shamba. Buana hata chai haungekunywa kwa amani. Ukienda kukaa chini unaulizwa nani anaangalia kama kila mtu ameingia
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Naona watu wakiuliza ugali iko wapi na mimi nashangaa unakula aje stew ya meal mbili mara moja
Ugali mayai and Co making the 90th appearance this month 😂🙊
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Thanks @amerix for the advice I'm officially a home owner
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Enyewe trauma can strip you off a grip on reality, a sense of self awareness and plain common sense. Must be a very dark and confusing place to be. Such a pity.
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📋✅ Our starting XI. 🆚 @AEK_FC_OFFICIAL
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