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GEN-X with a Time Machine. 70s 80s 90s early 2K was the sweat spot. Fought a kangaroo & lived to talk about it. Hangs with Bigfoot & Aliens.πŸ‡¬πŸ‡ΎπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦β™ŠοΈ

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Remember when we used words like rad & gnarly because things were rad & gnarly?
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When it slips out let her put it back in.
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With the makeup & filters on I can’t tell who tf you are.
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David@DBStoner2h
Stoners don't sink or swim. We get high and float.
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David@DBStoner13h
Auto correct changed lighter to litter, now this blunt tastes like shit.
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David@DBStoner12h
Your tweets are too loud, you need a muffler.
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Her: *ignores him* Him: stop flirting with me.
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Raise your hand if I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
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Happy Friday the 13th. Have a great bloody day.
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I promise to never judge you if you take a selfie & forget your dildo is in the background.
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Before we start having fun please point out the designated towel.
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I took my own advice once. Never doing that sh’t again.
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I’ve got your stocking stuffers right here.
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Her: I’m a lunatic Him: followed
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Jen@SleepEatScreamNov 7
Everyone has a right to their opinion. You don’t have to agree with their stupidity.
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David@DBStonerNov 6
Not a block, just a mute. I like you, but not your mouth.
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Both sexes come in a variety of dumb.
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CoCo@unhingebingeNov 8
Ribbed tweets for your pleasure.
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Them: you gotta see/watch this. Me: no. I don’t.
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Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom@JLawlmartNov 8
I fucking LOVE taking a shower.
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David@DBStonerNov 7
If they're really crushing on you they would RT all of it. You know, like a good stalker.
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