@Thunes

pharmacist, wife, dog mom, vegetarian, smart ass

 Gilbert, AZ
Joined February 2009
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I will NEVER not belly laugh at this, maybe the funniest thing to ever be put on television
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@Finalbossjimmy19 Feb 2022
Recreating the sound of a mummy’s voice, science is amazing! 🤔🧐
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My glorious AF wife Kathryn helped with my latest campaign video. Whatever the polls say we have to stay calm and resolute in this fight, giving whatever time, money and power we can. Get active to get out the vote TODAY. thelastweekends.org/doit #GOTV #createtheoutcome #VOTE

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My glorious AF wife Kathryn helped me with my latest campaign video.

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Sincerely appreciate a company that knows how to practice service recovery. Great work, @Cosmopolitan_LV ! We love coming back here.
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Received my beloved dog’s ashes via drive-thru window. I guess that’s #Covidlife
Lessons learned today: 1. double check your online pizza order because artichokes are so close to anchovies 2. you can still taste anchovies even if you pick them off 3. Trav hates anchovies
Senator Dumped Up to $1.7 Million of Stock After Reassuring Public About Coronavirus Preparedness propublica.org/article/senat…
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Little Women for adapted screenplay or ill cut a bitch #oscars xitter.cf/florfilms/status/12261…
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I present to you Carne Asada Karen
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I’m “my mom didn’t have me in a car seat on the way home from the hospital” years old
My work day isn’t complete until someone on the phone calls me Bethany. I must have a speech impediment.
“I just keep thinking about him making out with his son.” — my husband, watching the Super Bowl #hauntedbytombrady
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I live for this. If you don’t get it, 🙋🏽‍♀️ goo.gl/images/C58eML
Leather bell bottoms and a Burberry pashmina. That is a LEWK, henny! #seeninvegas
“new year, new me” me:
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“There’s a lot more older men with ponytails in Tucson.” —my mom’s keen observation
Pensioner made hundreds of abusive 999 calls demanding lifts to BINGO dailymail.co.uk/news/article… @danielvankirk #dumbpeopletown #dontcallmesir

Pensioner made hundreds of abusive 999 calls demanding lifts to BINGO

Lena Taylor, from Wallsend in North Tyneside, told operators to send her an ambulance numerous times, shouting 'bring me a cup of tea and a pasty. Hurry up I'm starving'.

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I've entered to win ten of @WineSpectator's Top 100 Wines of 2017! You can enter the #winespectatorcontest here: swee.ps/hMbDWopVo
Disappointed to hear @gibblertron refer to Plan B as an abortion drug on the 8/29 ep of @throwingshade. It is NOT the same thing. The medication in England’s new law is misoprostol which is an abortiofacient. Plan B is levonorgestrel, a contraceptive
Billionaires shouldn't be on welfare. If the owners of large, profitable corporations won't pay workers a living wage, then we are going to tax them for 100% of the public assistance benefits their workers are forced to rely on.
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