𝐓 𝐇 𝐔 𝐍 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑

T H U N D E R docs.google.com/document/d/1…

The rules of Highlander state there can only be one, brother. So don’t be a creepy beta cuck soy boy pedo dork in the dms and eat your protein like Thunder, brother. The only Thunder, brother.

No. 1 gram of protein per Thunders body weight and leg day make Thunder horny, brother.

Brother does this look it’s fucking Disney. Thunder said man mountain brother, not magic mountain. Does Thunder look like a bucktooth dog to ya, bitch? Ain’t nothing goofy about 6 feet and three inches of a thick slabbed man that the gods of @PARAMOUNTWRES call Thunder, brother

Brother, Thunder got veins thicker than your bitch wrists. What makes you chuckle before the man mountain, brother? @PARAMOUNTWRES is Thunders Olympia and there ain’t nothing scary about ya

Turns out Thunder is the toxic masculine mountain that couldn’t be climbed brother

You hear that? Light up the sky because Thunder rolls, brother.

Thunder fears no man, no beast, or evil brother. Thunder is the evil manbeast, brother. Thunder will pick ya up to drop ya brother but you won’t get any free rides on Thunders back to relevancy.

Thunder isn’t interested in letting a slob like you try to climb this mountain, brother

Thunder ain’t noise, brother. Thunder brings the noise to the bitches and the soys.

Thunder don’t have any patience brother, and after our match neither will @PARAMOUNTWRES

All Thunder sees is a bunch of Pencilnecked pussies brother. Not to mention a washed up chicken mask dork that Thunders gunna deep fry

I’ve told you brothers from the beginning, brother. Thunder ain’t here for a good time, brother. Thunder don’t get paid by the hour, brother. Thunders here to win the straps off you lames with the biggest traps in the game brother

Thunder is Coming docs.google.com/document/d/1…

Let’s cut the fat off this truth steak, brother. The man meat muscle mammoth is the only dude with the attitude to win this ‘over crowded gym after new years’ cluster fuck match. Thunder will be your #1 Contender, Christ brothers

I am the only Man meat muscle mammoth. That’s 4 M’s because Thunder makes em go “Mmmm” when he steps out to wrestle, brother

On October 26 the Christ wrestling brothers finally let you watch your man meat muscle mammoth Thunder brother win on August 31st. But today is the third of November. Thunder brothers just click play and let your woman be entertained by the Thunder, brother

You want Tips and tricks to look like Thunder, brother? Don’t bother you can’t. Stay tuned for more tips and tricks, brother

No man named Thunder should ever be covered in blubber, brother.

Change your name to Blunder, brother.