Britain, but not as we know it.

England, United Kingdom
Joined April 2021
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Nobody asked but here's a list of all 20 Premier League clubs based on how close they are to a Currys
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“What console does this fit board go with?”
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The worst brand you know on social is about to refer to their competitors as "Traitors" for the next few weeks
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“Currys PC World”
girl in currys pc world asking chatgpt what she needs to buy instead of the worker stood 5 feet from her😭😭🙏🙏
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Day 8 of the international break.
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we've seen enough, deduct @everton 12 points
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My Clubs teammates must already have one of these
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Was sat in the living room when my mum shouted from the kitchen: “Your clothes are Man Utd!” I knew exactly what she meant. They were washed.
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if it weren't for this guy, we wouldn't have air fryers
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🚨 OFFICIAL: Phil from Brighton Currys has not been nominated for the Ballon d'Or
OUR 2026 MEN'S BALLON D'OR NOMINEES! #ballondor
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Coming home and seeing the slow cooker on
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My washing machine telling me there’s 1 minute left
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Charles Leclerc went head-to-head with chess grandmaster Hikaru Nakamura in SE!ZE. What a crossover 😂
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trying to find the power button on the TV when you've lost the remote
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🚨EXCL: Liverpool pursuing deal to sign Phil from Brighton Currys. No agreement yet for the 34 year old Shift Manager but talks ongoing. #LFC confident on reaching personal terms but #Currys do not want to sell without a replacement @TheAthleticFC
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He must need an air fryer
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What you trying to say?!
why do people that’s favorite color is purple act like that
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Don’t worry if your A level results are a bit disappointing. I got a C and two U’s and today I'm wearing air fryer drawers as shoes for TikTok content
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Been thinking things over and wonder if we’ve taken this whole air fryer thing too far
been thinking things over and wonder if i’ve taken this whole longevity thing too far
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VAMOSSSSSSSSSSSS
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