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getting mixed signals from these fortune cookies
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How to ruin the social contract in a video.
You really really really really really need to make sure you’re not playing poker with anyone using smart glasses. Zero tolerance.
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Democrats have long pointed to Europe as something to emulate. The argument against them was that the European lifestyle is unsustainable. And now that things are crashing and burning, Democrats are pointing to the rubble and still saying "this is still something to emulate." It really gives one pause.
The Onion is on point again.
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It sounds like a conspiracy theory, but "California gas is expensive because of a failed high-speed rail project" is 100% real. Almost half of ALL GAS TAXES go to funding the high speed rail project that hasn't delivered a single functional piece of rail in the last 11 years.
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Pretending it would be for warmth was optimistic.
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WAIT. France was hiding their educational resources in the Louis Vuitton store this entire time!
French rioters loot Louis Vuitton store located just 2 KM away from the Élysée.
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Democrats sincerely want to outlaw political dissent, you know, like fascists.
Sen. Elissa Slotkin just said that he wants to prosecute everyone who works for President Trump and that her goal is for young conservatives coming out of school to be afraid of working in a Republican administration
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Good morning. Things are not fine in the West.
EXCLUSIVE: Insight reveals SAS soldiers hunting Isis leaders in Syria were arrested for murder and had homes raided — only to be sent back behind enemy lines Our report on Operation Tanglement ends years of secrecy to expose crisis in UK special forces thetimes.com/uk/defence/arti…
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Need more Looney Tunes videos out of France please
On est sur du lourd QI là
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French school students understandably upset about repeated failures to find replacement teachers for their romantic poetry classes
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Damn man those kids really love their schools
Limoges' historic town hall has fallen; France is on the brink.
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You’re 25x more likely to be a millionaire than be homeless in the US
Replying to @hasanthehun
everyone thinks for some reason that they are closer to becoming a millionaire than becoming homeless.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Recent polling shows a majority of US voters believe they are more likely to become homeless than a millionaire. US data show roughly 23.6 million millionaires versus ~746,000 experiencing homelessness on a given night. dataforprogress.org/blog/2026/8/13… investopedia.com/new-report-rev… hud.gov/news/hud-no-26…
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SR-71. F-35. Roadster.  All three fly.. 😎
Our design language has evolved since the last reveal: from S3XY to Cybertruck, Cybercab & Optimus Roadster is inspired by the SR-71 & F-35
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Anyway, you guys DO realize that this Roadster is planning stage technology for low gravity moon and Mars vehicles right? Because that's what all the research into shoving these thrusters into a small vehicle is really for. Remember. Everything Elon does is about space.
Elon has the chance to do the coolest thing right now.
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I got bad news for you buddy...
This week I have been mostly restoring my 17th Century French Oak front door.
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I asked Claude Opus 5.5 to make an unofficial commercial for Apple HomeView.
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Perfection
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liz warren: we’re gonna stop the mayonnaise company from buying a hot sauce company elon musk:
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So we CAN critique women's appearances and choice of clothes again?
Fit Check of the Week: New White House press secretary Katie Zacharia. As VF style correspondent José Criales-Unzueta notes, Zacharia is a prominent example of the MAGA look. The aesthetic has become a signifier of the Trumpian era, likely because part of the Trump visual language is for women to look and behave in a certain anachronistic, hyperfeminine way, wearing über high heels, more makeup than anyone could ever need, and long, salon-wavy hair in a shade of blond that cannot be found anywhere in nature. Subscribe to Fit Check for more on Criales-Unzueta's breakdown of the MAGA look: vanityfair.visitlink.me/exvk…
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car insurance companies watching the roadster demo
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Bernie Sanders about to come out against flying cars.
BREAKING: Tesla's next-generation Roadster launches off a ramp before hovering back down to the ground during its unveiling event.
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