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Welcome to Port Harcourt

Any serious state govt should understand that fixing major roads within its metropolis is basic governance. Bad roads create avoidable traffic, forcing people to waste hours and burn expensive petrol while sitting in gridlock. It’s an unnecessary burden on PH city residents.

Olopa started stuttering when he pulled me over on my way to the club Friday night. 🤣 But that’s a story for another day. Let me tell you about the cowry bracelet in my next tweet.

Another episode of “One Way” is legal in PH city. Be warned!

God, thank you for keeping me standing, for the people who bless me and look out for me, for those who continue to trust me regardless, for the business opportunities, the grace, the visibility, and for keeping me out of trouble. I’ll never take any of it for granted. Grateful 🙏

Some Manchester Utd fans are behaving like Nigerian politicians. Today, they're wearing the jersey with pride. Tomorrow, after a 4-1 defeat to Como, they're renouncing their allegiance. What's the difference between you and the people who jump from APC to PDP whenever convenient?

You really have to be a law abiding citizen to Nigerian to click this link

Person dey suffer for this country o

Scientists say these are the best times to sleep.

In the meantime 📌

Show me one family-oriented TV ad made in Nig that meaningfully features a pet. A study found that Lagos had roughly 1 dog for every 5.6 people. Yet pets barely feature in our advertising. Creative directors, perhaps it’s time we started putting the family dog in the family ad.

I doubt the Lion is truly the king of the jungle. A Sooty Tern (bird) can fly in the air continuously for several years often between 3 to 10 years without ever touching land.

Remember when the rumour went around that the old naira notes would become extinct? Buhari was still in power. I kept some in my car pouch and forgot about them. Just found them years later. Manna from heaven.

If na naija now, one preacher go don talk say “brace up the world is coming to an end” #EclipseEspaña

I have absolutely no issue with adults using toys. But when the toy is deliberately designed and sized to resemble a literal baby doll, I’m sorry, something about that feels deeply disturbing. There’s a line somewhere & this is way too close to it.