If you were worth it, they'd skin you too.

The Above and Below
Joined September 2012
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The air quality index is 400 and you are staying inside all day? A lot of you never sat in the smoking section at Big Boy and it shows.
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If the card has a message in it already, why do I have to write my own message?
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Just based on all the discourse the past 24 hours, everyone should watch "In Bruges" leading up to the game tonight. Truly great flick.
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Hello internet, I would just like to remind you that @Hinchtown has not fulfilled his fantasy football punishment. As a result, we’re taking suggestions for a far more elaborate and embarrassing punishment for Jimothy.
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Petition to have @the_prodigy play The Snakepit at the 500 one year soon. Fair warning. I may not make the broadcast if this happens. @IMS @jdouglas4
The Prodigy bring their huge headline performance to 4 massive outdoor Warriors Dance shows for summer 2026 Signup for the fan presale at lnk.to/TPsignup, Presale takes place Wednesday 5th November at 9am. General onsale will then be on Friday 7th November
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A lot of false “reporting” out there. The only statements regarding yesterday that came from me in or out of the car were to Georgia, Fox, and IndyCar radio. And soon to be on @AskOffTrack
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Smith has the intelligence of a tse tse fly and the face of a horses ass with teeth.. He’d have to change his depends after 4 laps around Indy..That’s after he crashed 💩
"A NASCAR driver is not an athlete." Stephen A. Smith did not hold back on his opinion. What do you think?
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Such an awesome night last night at the @tnawrestling match
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Idle Dick
There's an upcoming creature feature titled ASTROLATRY. We'll just drop the wild synopsis here: After a chronic masturbator accidentally castrates himself, his severed penis becoming a sentient being that embarks on a psychosexual killing spree. 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
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While our wonderful president was out playing golf all day, the TSA is falling apart, just like our government! Airports a total disaster!
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Hacking hotel air conditioning is an underrated experience.
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Four Americans dead, and he's talking about his f$&%ing gilded ballroom.
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LeBron never did that
BREAKING: Jordan says it shot down two Iranian ballistic missiles
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we can do any aerobatic maneuver... once.
Replying to @GoodyearBlimp
Honest question.. You think the blimp is capable of a barrel roll or loop? I'll ride on the wing!
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I was right about something.
Replying to @cnnbrk
It's nice to see that kind of grit but it's too bad a young talent with 2 legs and a chance to win won't get the opportunity instead.
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KASH PATEL: “There’s no credible information that Jeffrey Epstein trafficked minors.” He perjured himself in a sworn statement before Congress. He must be immediately arrested and charged under 18 U.S. Code § 1621.
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Sinister Minister retweeted
so the DC they were trying to force on everyone didn’t even want to be there if he couldn’t be head coach?
After the Browns informed DC Jim Schwartz this morning they were passing him over to hire Todd Monken as head coach, Schwartz was visibly upset, said goodbyes in the building and told other coaches he’s not coming back, sources tell The Insiders. Schwartz is under contract and Cleveland wants to retain him. But his future is now unclear.
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Found Jimmy Haslam's burner account
Replying to @REFLOG18
The Browns historical average for hiring a coach is 28 days. The NFL average is 27 days. We’re on day 23. I know all you have is your love of low hanging fruit but we’re actually still under the average.
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I, for one, am shocked that the head coaching search being led by the 2 people who executed the single worst trade in sports history has ended up being a complete circus
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Solidarity with Khamenei shown in Sydney in August 2025, but his image is currently being burned in Iran and torn down. This multiverse timeline is fair dinkum awkward as shit. 😳 #IranProtests #auspol
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